Do you have sex in front of your pet?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    And what kind of pet is it?
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    Dog. Cat.

    They are free to join in. :smile:
     
  3. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I usually have sex behind my pet.
     
  4. Popeye Saavedra

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    It's happened in the past, but I try to avoid it now. One time my cat rubbed her head on my ass while I was banging my wife and I freaked out. :facepalm:
     
  5. Shivvy

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    :jj:
     
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    Falco my German Shepherd has seen it all between me and a few bitches.
     
  7. Stew Nod

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    I used to have a rottweiler who would try to lick the pussy juice off my nuts from behind when I was slamming broads

    crazy bastard...GTFO of here!
     
  8. Dream Theater

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    I wonder if Garypagetwo has another human or animal watch him when he fuck dogs. :dontknow:
     
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    Two dogs, a cat, and a pair of chinchillas.
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

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    OMG. :cwl:
     
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    I don't have pets, but if I'm at someone else's house their pets have to leave the room.
     
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    :facepalm: Sick.
     
  13. Shivvy

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    I used to bang the wife in front of old dog. He was chill. I'm afraid the new puppy would go for my balls
     
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    I had two parrots, as soon as we started having sex they would climb off their stand waddle down the hall.
    Then climb up the bed. No Joke.
    We had to shut the door every time.
    I miss those crazy fuckers.
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I sort of admire how dogs have no shame..none at all :rofl:
     
  16. Shivvy

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    :lol:
     
  17. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    What about the other two...are they still there?
     
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    And, yeah, I think all the dogs we have had over the years have been in the room, not as participants, when we banged.

    JRT, a couple mutts and three GSDs :jj:

    I reiterate, they did not participate.
     
  19. Shivvy

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    Hmmmm. You sure?
     
  20. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye I've been picking scabs again Gold

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    Before I was married, I went home with this chick from a bar. She had two dogs, one was some kind of terrier mix and one was a pug. As we were doing the deed, the hounds got frisky and started humping. I thought we were in some kind of race, so I finished as fast as I fucking could.