Do you kiss your significant other before brushing your teeth?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    in the movies, people always wake up from a night of drinking and sex and they start making out. fuck all that
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I go straight for the vagine.
     
  3. Daveindiego

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    Thats why you always have funk mouth breath.
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    No, we have this thing where we kiss after brushing and give each other the "mint kiss", then we start fuckin
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    guys are like that
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    that actually more funky in the morning
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    you know this why ...?

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  8. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    There was a really funny scene in an episode of Mad Men, when Don & (his then wife,) Betty (Jon Hamm and January Jones) woke up after a night of partying. They turned, looked at each other, got out of bed and started hacking up all the cigarettes they smoked the night before.

    Pretty fuckin' funny. Subtle, but really funny.
     
  9. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    No tongue
     
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    good girls don't mind a little funk! morning blowie for the team!
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    The OP's breath smells like lies and tears. :emperor:
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Schmoopys never been in the situation before :giggle:
     
  14. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    oh SNAP
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    schmoopy, whens the last time you kissed a woman?
     
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    I don't have a significant other. :bigcry:
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    When's the last time you spent time with your kids? :smile:
     
  19. Schmoopy

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    Stop feeling sorry for yourself, fat geezer!
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    creepy response