Do you kiss your significant other before brushing your teeth?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    in the movies, people always wake up from a night of drinking and sex and they start making out. fuck all that
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I go straight for the vagine.
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Thats why you always have funk mouth breath.
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    No, we have this thing where we kiss after brushing and give each other the "mint kiss", then we start fuckin
     
  5. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    guys are like that
     
  6. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    that actually more funky in the morning
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    you know this why ...?

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  8. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    There was a really funny scene in an episode of Mad Men, when Don & (his then wife,) Betty (Jon Hamm and January Jones) woke up after a night of partying. They turned, looked at each other, got out of bed and started hacking up all the cigarettes they smoked the night before.

    Pretty fuckin' funny. Subtle, but really funny.
     
  9. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    No tongue
     
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    good girls don't mind a little funk! morning blowie for the team!
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    The OP's breath smells like lies and tears. :emperor:
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Schmoopys never been in the situation before :giggle:
     
  14. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    oh SNAP
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    schmoopy, whens the last time you kissed a woman?
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I don't have a significant other. :bigcry:
     
  18. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    When's the last time you spent time with your kids? :smile:
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Stop feeling sorry for yourself, fat geezer!
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    creepy response