Do you know any Conquerors?

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  1. DogStar69

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    Growing up there was a conqueror in my cousin's neighborhood. She was 19 and we were like 12 but we sometimes played with her, she was ugly too. Never met a good looking conqueror. We goofed on her too, since we were kids. Looking bad it was wrong. They had another neighbor that was kind of a conqueror, slow and acted weird with coke bottle glasses, a big fat girl I think she was legally blind.

    A few years ago a new friend told me his sister was a conqueror so I could not use the C word around him. She was in her 40s and lived in a group home because she had the intellect of a 5 year old. I bet she had really bad fetal alcohol syndrome when she was born that may have caused brain damage. He told me both his parents were alkies and he was one himself.
     
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    Why are you using the term "conqueror"?
    Is this one of Howard's new PC terms?
     
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    I'm assuming , It's Howard's new PC word for Retard. I don't listen anymore.
     
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    Yup, Gary the Conqueror

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    just to exploit how stupid it is.
     
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    I don't listen either but I read it here.

    He calls Wendy something else but I forgot what it was.

    The reason why he calls Gary Conqueror is because Howard tortured him by making him think he sent him to the moon, and thus Howard is saying that he conquered his fear.
     
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