Do you know anyone who consistently attends church on a weekly basis?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Me neither.

    Up to 71% of people in Norway are either atheist or agnostic... it seems like the trend is that there won't be much a future for religion. Red State Chrisitan conservatives and Muslims seem to be the only ones left.

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    Dude...I'm in the asshole of the Bible Belt....it's fucking scary, no lie.
     
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    i don't think God even shows up anymore
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah I'm in the south. Godless heathens like me are the minority.
     
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    This.
     
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    None of this changes the fact that OP deserves Neg rep for his shitty avatar. :coffee:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    oooh we hate them we hate them so bad
     
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    my turbo catholic mom :dontknow:
     
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    Does she do anal?
     
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    sex, religion and.......what's the other thing
     
  11. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    That's the other point.

    All the people in Church Sunday morning were jacking off to porn, sucking another dude's cock, getting drunk, lusting after the hot chick at the bar or work, smoking weed, etc, the night before.

    The % that actually 1) attend and 2) live the life are completely different
     
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    I am a regular at mass.
     
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    Do you feel they're judging you or are you judging yourself just curious
     
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    Prai$e Him.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    dunno, ask my dad :dontknow:
     
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    Norwegians kill whales.
     
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    Is he around?
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    The one thing I don't get about white people churches is the hymnal books. So you basically have this book full of song poems about God and the Holy Spirit and you sort of mumble the words written in the book accompanied by an organ? Is that supposed to be inspirational? It always seemed weird and awkward to me.

    My mom is a religious freak, luckily she was a lazy religious freak who liked to sleep in on Sundays so I've only attended church a few dozen times in my life.
     
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    I think my mom likes to go quite a bit, but I would hardly call it a weekly basis.

    My parents spend a lot of time in New Mexico now, and they go more there. It is more of an architectural thing than a religious thing, however.
     
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    ew - i like that :jj:

    and the only person i know that claims to be a "good catholic" is the biggest cunt walking the planet - and i dont even believe she goes - says she does tho