Do You Know CPR? No? Then Watch This

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  1. Buffalo Balls

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    [video=youtube;ILxjxfB4zNk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILxjxfB4zNk[/video]
     
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    yes. its a lot of work too, so if you drop in front of me you better be worth the effort.
     
  3. Buffalo Balls

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    Ain't that hard according to Vinnie Jones :hat:
     
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    No shit. I think they taught me 120 compressions then 2 breaths. That's a lot of work in 60 seconds.
     
  5. Buffalo Balls

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    With all the adrenaline you'd most likely have at a moment like that, it wouldn't even be an issue. Plus, hands-only CPR is just as effective :grad:
     
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    then he hasn't done it so that someone survived. i didn't hear any ribs crack when he was doing it. the two times i did it, they lived at least long enough to get to the ER (I didn't want to know past that).

    the current theory is that hands-only is sufficient, which is ok with me (they tend to puke when you blow air into them). I don't believe he was actually compressing the heart when he was doing it though: the chest is not that flexible.
     
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    yeah right.
     
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    yes no breaths
     
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    the gays are gonna give him shit for that 'you only kiss misses on the lips' line. :nono:
     
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    in the 80's those breaths were very difficult to convince people to do. companies made disposable pocket masks so you could do it without "exchanging bodily fluids". a lot more guys would have died if not for those masks.
     
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    No joke, last week my company was doing their yearly training for our volunteer first aid responders in one of the conference rooms when I heard Staying Alive playing from outside the room. This is the video they were watching. :jj:
     
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    I just finished my yearly First Aid training at work and I'm 100% sure they taught us to take 2 breaths. I'm going to challenge them on this.
     
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    [video=youtube;OolIRm0MI6I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OolIRm0MI6I[/video]
     
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    :rolleye: It was a PSA. Was he actually supposed to crack the ribs during the demo? Plus, he mentions you'll crack the ribs, "but it's better than him kickin' the bucket".
     
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    I'm ACLS certified :yay:
     
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    maybe they teach an ancient program :dontknow:

    they specifically addressed that point in the class I took and said it was the old way but deemed not necessary
     
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    Sweet! :beer:
     
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    that's some hard shit.