Do You Know How Cool I Am?

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm this cool, baby.

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  2. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Another ginger.:spit:
     
  3. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    That's exactly what I would want my lawyer to look like. :worried:
     
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  4. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I was walking down the back alley today and some random brotha pushing another brotha in a wheelchair told me to "keep up the good work."
     
  5. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    When are you going to break out the wwf eagle belt.
     
  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm the best lawyer you could hope for if you got trouble with the law or a fake injury from a fender bender. I'll handle your divorce and custody too, but I really don't give a shit about those problems.
     
  7. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    you should start covering up your face like larry does.
     
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  8. Sleep

    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    I don't see any title belts around your waist, bro.

    LawyerLarry is one of Sleeps Horsemen.

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  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I wouldn't want that guy defending me.:jj:
     
  10. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You have Wookie Arms.
     
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  11. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I've fantasized about wearing this belt buckle to court, along with my million dollar ring and a money in the bank briefcase (which I don't have yet).

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  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm a fucking legend when it comes to DWIs.
     
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  13. MrPPV

    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    all i know is if i was on a jury and the lawyer was rocking that belt buckle, i'm siding with him.
     
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  14. Sleep

    Sleep I Only Drink Caucasian Water DawgShed News

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    Don't lie, you'd pay to have any guy defend you.
     
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  15. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'd never wear any bling in front of a jury. That's a court psychology rule.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    he's a "Bear" i'd like to "hire."
     
  17. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I just won an appeal last week. I'd tell you how to look it up, but I don't want Schmoopy stalking me.
     
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    pretendlawyer.com
     
  19. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    jealousfagqueerbaby.com
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    do you represent all clients regardless of LGBTA affiliation?