WTF Do you know of guys who regularly visit Hookers?

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I found out last week that a small group of guys in my office regularly visit a brotel. Like once every few months. It's like a boys night out. - right after work. One of the guys mentioned I could come along if I wanted.

    I have no interest - but wondered how commonplace is this? I got the impression from my friend that it was very common. Like going bowling.

    Anybody out there regularly go for professional relief or poison removal - or know guys that do?
     
  2. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Define "regularly".
     
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    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    Define "Hooker" .:hhh:
     
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    Define "visit"
     
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    Define "know"
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Yes al lot of my friends do. One of them has a fetish for Asian chicks and old ladies lol
     
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    No, but I do have a friend that is a serial hoser.
    He's been married 29 years and has somehow conned his wife into the "I just need it more than you, so it's not sex, it's just excersize" thing. First I didn't know that they had an open marriage- well, open for him.
    So I was over at his house a few years ago shooting the breeze and after a few beers he starts telling my about his exploits. He is a bank auditor and travels all over the country. He pulls out this binder the size of a phone book. It's absolutely filled with pictures of his conquests over the years.
    I was stupefied to say the least.
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Ain't no brothels where I ever lived ... Vegas might work for that though?
     
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    Define charizarding.
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    Partake often and as usual, I have a thing for Blondes.

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    Yeah, and he's 44 and single so I don't think too much of it.

    If he were 20 years younger and doing it regularly, I might be a little concerned.
    As for guys fucking around on their wives, or vice versa, I'm a little European where it's all concerned. IF you're going to do it, just don't embarrass your spouse by getting caught. Don't shit where you eat.
     
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    Yikes! ... But I want to see that binder!
     
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    Yep.

    Out of all the brothels here, one is pretty good.
    It has a sports bar connected to it that serves food and has pool tables ect.

    Both men and women go there.

    The hookers wander around and mingle some.
    It's more "natural" than the others. At those, you walk in and the girls line up in this old west looking parlor where you pick one. It's awkward.

    The one with the bar is better. You go in and order a drink. The bar tender will quietly ask you if you want to "see" any of the women.
    While you are having your drink, one will come over and introduce herself to you and make conversation. You can buy her a drink if you want, and the prices are reasonable.
    She'll stay for 5 mins or so then another will sit down. And so on...

    If you are interested in one, tell her. She will tell you a price. She sets the price and splits with the house.
    you follow her back to her room...
     
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    I have to tell my Buddy Fitz about that!
     
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    What's the price on something like that?
     
  19. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    :haha:


    My ex not only saw whores, he hired them at our business and promised them marriage and all my stuff.


    F mutt
     
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    Sounds like a modern day Bob Crane. I want to see that binder too.
     
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