Do You Know What This Is?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by skp2978, Dec 31, 2015.

  1. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    Hmm. May involve dead folks.
     
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    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    I used it a couple of days ago.
     
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    Something very not good.
     
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    Barbie play operating table :dontknow:
     
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    :jj: It's human size.
     
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    Looks like a sinister bathing apparatus.
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    it's not one of your new sex toys?
     
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    Stationary Neptune Table shown. Hydraulic Neptune Table is discontinued. Also see Neptune Battery for motorized wet table. Designed in conjunction with leading experts in the spa industry, the Neptune wet table is a seamless, molded-acrylic table which is perfect for hydrotherapy spa treatments. The table is contoured creating a wider torso section keeping client comfortable and allowing easier access to body for therapist. During treatments, a generous trough and drainpipe system that totally surrounds the work surface and keeps wash-off away from the client. Manually adjusted with spring-button. The removable closed-cell foam pad is comfortable, easily sanitized, and attractive (teal). Table has white acrylic trough and white powder-coated, stainless-steel legs. Vinyl colors shown below only apply to optional Massage Top Converter which allows Neptune to be used for dry treatments.
     
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    It's one of those tables that you lay on buck ass naked at a Korean spa, and they scrub you down.

    Even looking at that thing makes my OCD fly into overdrive. I imagine it full of other people's dead skin cells, cock cheese, bed bugs, and chiggers.
     
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    I thought the u shaped things held you down, so you couldn't move, then the other things did something to one of your breasts/nipples and the other thing diddled your pussy.
     
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    no that's Skip's bed.
     
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    She has a waterbed.:point:
     
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    with the optional nipple suction attachments.
     
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    I don't think you know what I meant.:jj::facepalm:
     
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    It's a Vichy shower table.

    I did it after a massage... She said to lie down on my stomach (naked) and she proceeded to soak my entire backside, fat ass and all, twice. Then she tells me to flip and she then covers my cooter and bewbies and soaps and rinses twice. Then she has me sit up and the bewb towel drops as she rinsed again.
     
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    you paid for that. most guys would do it to you for free.
     
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    How many guys have the shower table?

    How many husbands would be cool with their wife getting a free table shower from a dude? It was a chick, she didn't get a boner.
     
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