Do You Like Ace of Base?

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    A lot of people don't realize that Double L LawyerLarry is the lawyer, manager, agent, publicist and confidante for the worldwide superstar hit musical performance artists otherwise known as Ace of Base. I taught them how to play, I taught them how to sing, I taught them how to dance, I taught them everything they know. And that's just 1 more reason why Double L LawyerLarry is the greatest lawyer and promoter in the world. I've sold millions of records, I've sold out every arena in the world, and I've done it with the class and dignity only befitting of the man who can honestly say that he is the real Ace of Base. You know him, you love him, you respect him, and you worship him. And ladies and gentlemen, I am that man! Thank you and you're welcome.









     
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    Slow Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They were good 25 years ago. Are they big in Australia?
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    NO
     
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    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    I think you know the answer to that...
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    Do you got any nudes of the chicks?

    I bet they have euro bush.
     
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    Kill yourself
     
  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I had those chicks back when they were in their prime. No disrespect, because they're the best singers in the whole world and they made me a lot of money, but I taught Matthew McConnehay a little something in the movie Dazed & Confused when he talked about getting older but his chicks staying the same age. I usually just get a new young groupie from the crowd every night nowadays.
     
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    my friend listened to ace of base when we were in high school, I thought he was gay....
     
  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    But instead he was getting laid with the cheerleaders every night to the sexy sounds of my superstar musical talent while you were jerking off to the Sears catalog.
     
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    :depressed:probably....
     
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    not gay, so no
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    So quality music is your next opponent?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I just got a call that I'm needed at the recording session down the street. Something about getting the mix right. Be back in about 2 hours or so.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Whatever word is the opposite of "Timeless", this defines it.
     
  19. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    And let me tell you something! It's stained with your pussy juice honey and don't you forget it!
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    And I didn't even get the gig
     
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