Do you like it when you're at a work-related training meeting and ...

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    ... the person running the session (and it's usually a female who does this) says, "Ok, let's go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, tell us a little bit about your background and what you hope to get out of this class".

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    I love that.

    I start touching myself in the group, and telling them that I'm touching myself at that moment.

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    Then they say, ".... ok, now let's have you break off into groups of 2 or 3 and then I'll have each group come up to the class to present their question and solution"

    So you have to awkwardly turn to the strangers sitting around you...


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    Then you have to deal with "always asking a question" guy.

    "I suppose we can break for lunch... unless anyone has a question"

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    Then, if there happens to be a hot chick in the same class, you're staring at her non-stop because you're bored and you have a clear line of vision
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    this looks like spanish speaking driver's ed, southern california
     
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    LP, tell us what you pretend to do for a living.
     
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    I'm thinking middle mgt
     
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    Good call...me too.
     
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    One time at a forklift safety class my partner in work crimes purposely dropped his safety gloves while driving the forklift, jumped off and let it keep going. Picked up the gloves and caught up with he machine and jumped back on, seamlessly :rofl: The instructor did a super facepalm

    I love that guy
     
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    There's pretty much zero females in my career field...
     
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    LP is in sensitivity training.
     
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    this is the only takeaway from those kind of meetings
     
  16. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Here's a hint

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    Tranny?
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    And these, too?

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    Son!
    Die Old Man! :yay:

    We good bro?