Pros: Top 5 player of all-time Seven NBA Finals appearances Five Rings MVP caliber player every year Loyal to one team and city, an icon in SoCal. Innocent until proven guilty in rape case Married a Mexican who most likely had a great fat latina ass at the time Got rid of fat, lazy Shaq Cons: Inexcusably licks his lips when he talks Got away with rape in Colorado, who are we kidding. Complains too much to refs like a diva. Like the NY Yankees, a lot of people resent the Lakers because of their success, let someone else win for a change, etc. Married a Mexican - they eventually turn into their mothers. Has head resembling an alien Got rid of Shaq one year too early. Discuss.