Do you like Kobe Bryant?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Pros:

    Top 5 player of all-time
    Seven NBA Finals appearances
    Five Rings
    MVP caliber player every year
    Loyal to one team and city, an icon in SoCal.
    Innocent until proven guilty in rape case
    Married a Mexican who most likely had a great fat latina ass at the time
    Got rid of fat, lazy Shaq

    Cons:

    Inexcusably licks his lips when he talks
    Got away with rape in Colorado, who are we kidding.
    Complains too much to refs like a diva.
    Like the NY Yankees, a lot of people resent the Lakers because of their success, let someone else win for a change, etc.
    Married a Mexican - they eventually turn into their mothers.
    Has head resembling an alien
    Got rid of Shaq one year too early.


    Discuss.


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  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Support the site or STFU. :coffee:
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    no, did not read but hate that lip licking oj syndrome fuckhead. he's young, it will end badly, can't wait.
     
  4. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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  5. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Negs.
     
  6. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I don't watch that sport.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Hate him, He got away with rape because he's rich.
    Hate Bynum, Hard foul to JJ Barea
    Hate World Peace, Attack on James "Pardon my" Harden
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Don't forget Jordan Hill choking his girlfriend.
     
  9. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    exactly, anybody that went to college is all about their school first. hoops, baseball, football etc.
    my buds from high school that are all over the patriots/sox/bruins are like wtf dude on my carelessness for pro sports & i'm like my college team owns me brahs you no college attending fucks. .... pro sports ruled until i went to college:dontknow:
    & i'm not saying i'm better, its just a college loyalty that ropes you in....
     
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  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Well, a little more than choking.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_...yer-charged-with-third-degree-felony-assault/

    During the fight, the victim allegedly threw Hill's two cell phones to the floor at which point Hill became angry and reportedly began hitting her in the legs with his fists, officials said.

    "Then the Defendant grabbed and pulled her off the couch and dragged her over to where the phones were and threw her against a wall," records said. "She stated that the Defendant put her into a choke hold and her neck was in the bend of his elbow and the Defendant's action caused restriction to her breathing causing her to gasp for air."
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Keep forgetting that. Plus there's the whole Lakers letting Lam Lam go to the Mavs deal.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I think it also depends on what college you attended too. I'm all about Purdue but I don't think I'd feel the same if I'd attended Anderson College.
     
  13. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Kobe is a top 5 scorer. I don't think he's a top 5 player. Great at scoring in the clutch, but that's it. Doesn't play good defense. Doesn't rebound. Doesn't have many assists. The only similarity to Jordan is the scoring.
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Yeah, I had to ignore that top 5 of all time comment. I violently disagree. Jordan, Bird, Magic, Jabbar, Chamberlain, Russell, Baylor, Robertson, West, without even thinking.
     
  15. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    i dont think Kobe raped
     
  16. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    It was rape rape.
     
  17. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    & it goes on & on, Any student of the game knows this, THANK YOU!:cool:
     
  18. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    reps when i can & thank you for enlightening these johnny bitch latelys:dontknow:
     
  19. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Same here. You must some rep around before giving it to stripes.....
     
  20. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Absolutely. I never liked his game. He's king of the guys like Dantley, Iverson, Miller, and Carmelo Anthony. Perhaps the best of the one dimensional players. Great players make others around them better. Kobe needs a loaded roster.