Do you like to urinate?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Discuss.





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  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    i love pissing in the shower
     
  3. Napoleon V2

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    i find pretty much every release of organic material from the body to be pleasurable
     
  4. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    True, but you have to pretend you don't do this around your wife though
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    She knows I do it. I can't hide it.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    At my age, it beats the fuck outta the alternative. :udancin:
     
  7. Markijuano

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    Nothing beats pissing on a tree
     
  8. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Why?

    You're paranoid someone is watching you or about to come upon you which makes you rush and most likely piss on your hands or a little in your pants as you're zipping up.

    This clip sums it up perfectly:

    [video=youtube;1CT8-NrvcRc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CT8-NrvcRc[/video]
     
  9. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    As long as the time/place is not unfortunate, yes. What really feels great is when you'rve had to hold it in for whatever reason, and then you finally get to pee, hard stream, for like 5 minutes straight...
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I think he means pissing in the woods, at peace with Mother Nature and free of the strains and stress of society.....It's a beautiful thing....
     
  11. Markijuano

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    Nothing of the sort. It takes back to the most primal instinct to let niggas know the big dog was there
     
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    [video=youtube;mE4BUOZY2-0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE4BUOZY2-0[/video]:dancin:
     
  13. Lucky Pierre

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    I like to lean against something when that happens, especially when I'm super tired like in the middle of the night
     
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    Fuck that I just sit in the middle of the night. :secret: It doesn't really mean you're a woman, and you don't risk pissing on the wall or something because you're asleep :up:
     
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    [video=youtube;5aPjEuDPTlI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aPjEuDPTlI[/video]
     
  16. Lucky Pierre

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    Perhaps, but you would never have dreamed of sitting down to piss when you were in your 20s, no matter how tired.
     
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    If I was 1/4 as cool as I thought I was in my 20's, I'd be a bad muther-fucker....
     
  18. Dream Theater

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    Pissing outside is almost always enjoyable.
     
  19. Napoleon V2

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    I remember one time when I had had many beers and smoked a j, I pissed for about 3 min straight into Lake Ontario. Best piss of my life. I highly recommend urinating into a large body of water from off of a dock.
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

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    Everyone loves the 'piss shiver'.

    You're just about done and...........shiver. :slick: