Do you masturbate and grunt like a brute in the shower?

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  1. This Fucker

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    I scream when the soap get inside the pee hole.
     
  2. ice cream

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    dont care what slippy says 'jacking off in the shower is disgusting
     
  3. zingger

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    pole?
     
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    Seems to me that for guys it would be a lot cleaner than doing it into a sock or tissues or what have you... :dontknow:
     
  5. Doug Masters

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    I do that in the shower too

    no grunting though
     
  6. This Fucker

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    It's gay when a guy bends down and let the water hits him in the ass while he's jacking off but not so for a woman.
     
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    soap in the pee hole burns like a sonuvabitch :mad:
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

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    It's mine and I'll wash it as fast and as long as I want!
     
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    I eat in the shower.
     
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    I have never jerked off into a sock. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
     
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    fixed
     
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    :mad:
     
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    Man Id run outta hot water long before I could finish wanking it in the shower...pointless and a total waste of our recources
     
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    I've wanked in the shower, no grunting, but it's been a long time....I don't wanna slip and bust my head open and somebody will find me dead with splooge all over....

    I do recall many years ago discovering the warm wet love of the "massage" shower head....
     
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    Water and jizz dont mix well, so I dont do it.
     
  17. Billy Brown

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    This thread is :jj:
     
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    After you had showered and busted your nut, your teenage daughter goes into the shower then start screaming "What the hell is this? SO TOTATLY GROSS!!!!" EWWWWWWE!
     
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    Oh she knows what it is.
     
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