Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Aug 1, 2016.
That was fun. Holidays were so magical.
I have a grandkids. I'm Santa.
Not as bad as I miss believing dave's avatar was his dog. That shit really knocked me for a loop.
Ya it was fun getting shit when it didn't come out my own pocket.
Christmas Eve is always "Santa and snowman" night - re table decos and desserts. And we read "T'was the Night Before Christmas" and of course put out carrots for reindeer and cookies for fatso. Kids are too old for Santa now, but I'll never, ever give that up. Never.
When I made up that King Pig from the Angry Birds emailed me and told me he kidnapped Nico from Rio, to make a treasure hunt for my son, and I eventually had to tell him that King Pig wasn't real, he melted the fuck down and still hates me if I mention it. I don't have the balls to tell him about Santa. His mom can do it or he can find out through kids in school, same way I hope he hears about fuckin.
I was hoping it was Dave. I didn't want to believe that wasn't his dog.
i used to believe in Howard..thos days are over..
How old were you when you figured out there was no Santa? I was in first grade. Found where the presents were hidden, marked one box and sure enough that box was under the tree.
Wait a minute. What are you implying?
What??!!!! It's not his dog???
Yikes...I think I was 9
Damn, sorry to break it to you. Sucks.
I don't remember the age, but I do remember pretending to believe, afraid the gifts would stop coming.
It's gotta be tough to keep the secret these days with social media n shit
Fit grade? Geez! I was 64