Do you pay for massages?

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I don't mean rub n' tugs, but sound off about that if you want.

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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    No. Massages are creepy.
     
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  3. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I've been wanting to lately. It sounds like fun.

    I'd probably either be weirded out or get a boner and make the whole thing awkward though.
     
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    No, your chick seems to LIKE doing it for me.

    :smile:
     
  6. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I've never gotten a boner in one. Maybe a chub, but it didn't become an issue. I've also never had a super hot chick doing it.
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I go to Korean Foot Spas.
    For $19.99 you can get a clothed full body massage.
    It's not super relaxing, it kind of hurts, but you feel awesome when it is over.
    Like anal.
     
  9. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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  10. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I wish I could find a place to get a legit Indian head massage.
    That shit is tits in the face.
     
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    God I love VeeB
     
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  13. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    The package I sent my girlfriend on for her last birthday included one. They poured warm oil on her head and worked that shit in.
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

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    I should do it. My muscles have been sore as shit lately. I just got prescribed some muscle relaxers. I imagine taking one and getting a massage would be great.
     
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    YES! Fuck yes. I want that.
    But the places that do them here are sketchy as fuuuuuuck.
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    @Schmoopy
     
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    So none of you guys have ever been to a rub and tug? :wtf:
     
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    :jj:

    They're non-narcotic.

    He'd have to find some way to smoke them or something to get high.
     
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