Do You Pray?

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Every morning and every night I pray... to Double L! I thank him for blessing me with this wonderful life that everybody else is jealous of. For making me the big time real deal who ALL the women wanna feel! The super sexy supreme EVERY woman's wet dream! The man with the plan the man of the hour the man with the power too sweet to be sour baby! The enemies of Double L automatically go to hell! All the ladies pray for a ride on the Double L Express just hoping that they get lucky and blessed! From now on, you shall refer to me as Triple L - Lord LawyerLarry!
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? VIP Gold

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    I think good thoughts.
     
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  3. Napoleon V

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    I pray you never make a thread again.
     
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  4. DogStar69

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    Only when I need to.
     
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  5. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I'm sure God is happy you only come around when you need something.
     
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    God's my buddy. I forgave a friend that only called me when he needed something and God forgives me when I do the same.
     
  7. wife is a whore

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    God is as useless as a Sheamus promo. I only worship, and pray to, vagina and turd cutter.
     
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  8. GoshGeeGolly

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    Good vibes to all.
     
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  9. Bryce

    Bryce Happy Kimbragiving

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    Yes.
     
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  10. LawyerLarry

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    Not even the most powerful being in the universe - Triple L - will answer that prayer.
     
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    When I was a little kid I used to, until I realized this 'God' wasn't doing anything to help little kids with cancer, etc...
     
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    Anyone else here wonder what lil Larry is like in real life?
     
  13. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Just like my internet character, but with the volume turned down.
     
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    Maybe those kids are deeply evil and deserve the cancer.
    i ran across a kid like this about 30'years ago and nearly got killed.
    We just dont know!
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    Larry is like Trump. People dig him because what you see is what you get.

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    I give thanks to baby Jesus that I am wise enough to piss my money away on obscene amounts horsepower and not on genuine replica imitation wrestling belts.
     
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  18. monsoon

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    No. If there's something in control or has control of life as we know it. When I get my chance, I'm going to fuck it up.
    There is no gawd. Just nature. And it's a bitch. No such thing as pity or empathy.


    F mutt
     
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    I pray for my death every day yet it hasn't come yet. I'm starting to think there is no god or if there is one it is a sadistic son of a bitch.
     
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    Please Larr, dont hurt em.

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