Do you prefer being awake or asleep?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by EddyG, Oct 3, 2013.

  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I am so sick of the daily routine of life I just want to sleep. Traffic,screaming kids,nagging wife,job on the skids,gaining weight,constant horniness. No,I won`t kill myself.
     
  2. Teeney

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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    what the hell kinda question is that?
     
  4. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    [video=youtube;wSaDElz7wSI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSaDElz7wSI[/video]
     
  5. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Go get a bottle of sleeping pills and some Jack Daniels.
    Take care brush ya hair
     
  6. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    The question a totally bored person asks.
     
  7. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I love sleeping, but I hate going to bed, I'm in hell
     
  8. gilaet

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    [video=youtube;jJvvA9oSzao]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJvvA9oSzao[/video]
     
  9. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    you need to travel, Eddy.

    asap
     
  10. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    bed is an escape. I can do other women in my dreams,and its not considered cheating.
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    there it is
     
  12. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    : oy:
     
  13. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I could afford it,but my cheap old mother will find out and scream at me for the rest of her life,she hates when I spend $ and showers me with guilt because of it.
     
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    You need to be put into a coma.
     
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    Definitely love being awake. I sleep about 7 hours every night and wake up on my own without an alarm clock. I love waking up and fucking my girlfriend.
     
  16. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    If theres a way to keep me in it forever,ok. But not to wake up in 2023,in my 60s please god no.
     
  17. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I used to love waking up and fucking my girlfriend. Then I married her,now not so much.
     
  18. Lou Loomis

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    on his best days, Eddy is one of the finest trolls here.
     
  19. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    that one thread about how he hasn't had a blowjob since the 80s and his wife hates oral... I was :backlol: for like an hour.....
     
  20. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you can't be made to feel guilty unless you've done something worthy of guilt--grow the fuck up