Do You Prefer Going Outside?

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Whether I'm at home, up at the cabin... I just prefer pissing outside. Can't explain it- at deer camp where there's adequate facilities.. Even at my favorite bar, if the opportunity presents itself, so do I.
     
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  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Its very satisfying. I just did it last night. And OP is a faggit.
     
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    Ever do it while smoking a cigarette? I feel like John Wayne when i do that.
     
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    deer camp?
     
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    It's part of being a man, bro.

    The world is our toilet.

    :c
     
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  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    you oughta try going to a bear camp some time...

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  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    It's called marking your territory. Every other male animal does it, why shouldn't we?
     
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  8. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Just where we get together in November and do our best to thin out the herd and stock our freezers.
     
  9. nazdrowie

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    it's in tents :lol:
     
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    Precisely why I don't hunt, camp, or go to bars with white folks.
     
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    I urinate in the sink on occasion
     
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  12. Lemmy

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    A guy at work would wash his balls in the sink. Get the fuck outta here with that!
     
  13. I invented that

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    i love pissing from my balcony.
     
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    It's 3 steps from my couch to my back porch or it's 25 steps to my bathroom through my dark bedroom where my wife is sleeping. What do you think I do?

    The other day I noticed that there is a round dark spot in the mulch. I need to distribute my piss a little better.
     
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    Into the kitchen?
     
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    I love pissing outdoors. I have one spot in my backyard that can not be seen by any neighbors and I use it often!
     
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    Yes. But I only crap in the neighbors grapes.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    [​IMG]
     
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    I sit down to pee so that would not work for me.
     
  20. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    So you're a black city dweller?