Do You Prefer To Pee Outside?

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    So I've had a few beers, Tallgrass Velvet Rooster and Chimay Cinc Cents for you snots...like me.
    Anyhow, even though it's like 2f, I still walk out on the snow covered patio in bare feet, stand there and pee.
    The air, the stars,.....the shrinkage. Does it get any better?
     
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    It sure as shit doesn't bother me.
     
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    ...its how i taught 4 boys to potty train. once they got the idea of peeing outside it was easy to transfer that to peeing in a toilet.
     
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    I want to take my left foot and kick you in the face.
     
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    Peeing in the snow is fine, if you don't have dogs.
     
  6. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    That's great, as long as it doesn't still smell like your Grandma's ass.
    There's a better way to make your bones pal.
     
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    Sorry I don"t remember The Billy Jack exact quote. Pal
     
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    I pee outside when I'm doing chores or drinking, or when I'm working in my shop. Only time I leave the house to pee outside is when I have morning wood. Much easier to drop my PJs and just let it fly than back up from the toilet , try to bend my pecker down and arch it into the toilet. If it is raining out, I'll just turn the shower on and pee in the bathtub.
     
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    Yikes, my bad!
    I thought...well you know.
    Please accept my apology.
     
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    Billy Jack: I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...

    [points to Posner's right cheek]

    Billy Jack: ...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.
     
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    Ever dropped a deuce off the back porch ?
     
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  12. I invented that

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    good point.
     
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    I piss outside every night with my dogs. We all take that final leak before bedtime!:sleep:
     
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    Piss inside, ejaculate outside, and defecate as the spirit moves thee.
     
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    No I hate pissing outdoors.

    On an unrelated note, I can pee just fine while I'm sober in a public restroom; but if I'm drunk I get pee shy so bad that if anyone is around me I can't go. I remember a few years ago I was with a couple of my friends at walmart, and I went to take a leak, and I went to the stand up stall to piss, but there where a group of people behind me waiting for me to piss, and then they could use my stall. It was weird, I wasn't nervous, but I couldn't piss, and I tried and tried, and pushed hard, but I just gave up walked out and still had to pee really bad. Since then I can't pee in public while i'm drunk, what is this?
     
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    it's the way of the road
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    HAHA!

    At a party when I was younger, a tree always worked, but now, I don't know, I seriously have always gone inside. :snicker:
     
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    Once again, wife nails it. Yes. Yes I do
     
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    The Air The Stars The Shrinkage would make a great name for a Fred Astaire Ginger Rogers movie
     
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    I agree, it's very hard for a man to pee in the morning. You have to back up far and aim.