Do you prefer to read while pooping?

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    I do.
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    No.
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    So you are a homo then, great info.
     
  4. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    No it's gross to think about.
    I don't know how anyone has time, I'm now an adult and I still don't understand it.
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I concentrate at the task at hand. No homo.
     
  6. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    So you think people who read while pooping get fecal matter on the device or book they are reading?
     
  7. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    And what's with "poop" being part of the lexicon now for people other than 4 year olds and parents of 4 year olds?
    I think Family Guy started it 5 years ago. ( which is probably more like 8 by now)
     
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    Ugg so gross
     
  9. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    You could have an aneurysm.
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    poop
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    You could have an aneurysm, pal.
     
  12. artiesoffspring

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    Yeah. Seth McFarlane from 5 years ago started the trend of the word poop.
     
  13. HaroldJackson

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    I said it could be longer ago, but do you remember people besides kids and parents using it 10 years ago? It was crap and shit and more vulgar terms.
     
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    Say poop.
     
  15. HaroldJackson

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    You
     
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    Say poop, Harold.
     
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    I need to do something. relaxes the body for a smooth easy no pushing kind of poop experience.
     
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    i would read, but i sit down, and boom, it's ova!

    healthy eating. :)


    i read everywhere that doesn't endanger me or others.

    stoplights, while walking, while in line for more than 30 seconds.

    i don't like to be bored.
     
  19. HeinousMark

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    I don't exactly like to "read" on the shitter, but I find scanning through catalogs of high end consumer products to be stimulating and productive....I'm sure Freud would have something to say about that :jj:
     
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    I usually surf Dawgs whilst pooping