Do you prefer urinating or defecating?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Nov 29, 2013.

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Do you prefer urinating or defecating?
     
  2. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    As a dude with a penis I prefer urinating.

    I create art with my urine daily.
     
  3. DeltaRat

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    I urinate anywhere I want to @ work ... Just whip it out and let er rip.

    I normally only shit once a day - and that is after I have had my 3ard coors light - and moving onto my 4th.

    Granted this is with me eating Granola mixed in with plain Greek Yogurt on my body clock that changes constantly. It don't smell good to say the least.

    Now if I eat a bagel with cream cheese with some ham/salami with a wedge of cheddar in it -- I might not shit for an entire day.

    Get 6-7 Coor's Lights into me ........... And then All Hell will finally break loose 35-50 minuets later !!
     
  4. gilaet

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    It's hard to choose.
    I'm pretty good at both.
     
  5. Ray Barone

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    What do you think Tommy will answer?
     
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  7. Mur

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    Thats easy.. urinating is fast and no mess.

    Shitting takes to long sometimes, especially if constipated.
    :biting:


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  8. Dorb

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    And this is the most important question in your life?
     
  9. Gas Face

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    There's nothing better than taking a nice healthy dump.
     
  10. Capn Crud

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    Although pooping is a little more work with the wiping and all, I have to agree with the gas man that the dump is a beautiful thing
     
  11. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    No, the other day he had some probing questions about everyone's favorite Tom Petty music
     
  12. LonghornJ

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    Sometimes I do both at the same time.
     
  13. Gas Face

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    is it even possible to shit without peeing? why is that?
     
  14. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    pissing off the back deck at night & pissing in the wifes sink when she cunts it up is very theraputic:coffee:
     
  15. TripTo My Taint

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    Just wait until you have trouble doing one.
     
  16. TripTo My Taint

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    As the bolus (medical word for turd) is passing through to the turd-cutter, it presses the prostate and even the bladder, which in turn puts pressure on the sphincter that keeps your pee locked-up.
     
  17. Gas Face

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    i see
     
  18. geo

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    it's so rare that i have a normal poop, and when i do, it's a celebration. :cheer:
     
  19. TripTo My Taint

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    Well, you can't really see it; this is all happening internally.
     
  20. Gas Face

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    :hhh: