Do you realize what the Staff of Ra is comprised of?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    A simple shaft of wood, six kadams high




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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    And a headpiece that tells you to take back one kadam, to honor the Hebrew God whose Ark this is


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  3. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    I knows Mumm-Ra always fucks up the Thundercats
     
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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Wtf
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    To this day I don't know if that's a guy or a girl :jj:
     
  7. Rod-Stroker

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    I have to take a drug screen to go back to work been up to the plate 3 times to piss in the cup
    and I can't fuck me.
     
  8. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour Gold

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    I've drank coffee and a half gallon of water and I've got nothing coming out my piss hole.
     
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    Whoa. @Rod is having some serious issues ITT.
     
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    looks interesting, I must know more
     
  11. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour Gold

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    After 3 hours of not being able to piss will constitute an automatic fail I have an hour and one half tick tok
     
  12. gwartney

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    Is it cold where you are? If it is, step outside for a while. That always brings on a piss for me.
     
  13. gwartney

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    BTW, fuck them and their 3 hour rule. Do they want a drug free employee or a piss on demand employee?
     
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    You can do it!!!
     
  15. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    See, psyche liked it:mad:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'd like to explore your simple shaft... :marx:
     
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    Mother of God.
     
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