Do you remember the first time you looked at a porno mag?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    i think i was like 9 or 10. me, my bro, and a buddy were playing at the park and there was a duffle bag under the slid. we opened it up and it was full real hardcore pics. girls spread open with dildos, girls 69ing, shit like that. we hid it behind some bushes and we'd go every day after school to sit and look at them. then one day, they were gone :down:

    i remember it raining one day and we ran out and put a rain coat over the bag
     
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    Probably a perv. put it there on purpose and was masturbating in some bushes while you kids were looking at it.
     
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    :bigthink

    i always assumed it was some guy that was hiding them from his wife
     
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    Yes, yes I do
     
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    do tell :munch:
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Under a slide? In a playground? :pedo:
     
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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    ya but i lived in a townhouse complex. and the back yards of some opened up to the playground
     
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    I was super young. Probably 6 or 7. My best friend was 2 years older and his dad had Hustlers. I don't even know if I could get hard at that time.
     
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    I'm glad you grabbed them and left. There was an old perv in my neighborhood that was always leaving dirty magazines where kids would find them. He got his jollies that way.
     
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    Similar story. I found a hustler on the side of the road on my paper route. Stashed it under a tree stump.

    Only funny thing was my cousin, who I swear was just like rod and Todd Flanders, came to visit. I showed him and he was aghast.

    I went all these years figuring he must think I'm a disgusting pervert, even though that's far from the truth
     
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    :jj:
     
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    yes
     
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    I was 11 and I went to the store with my mom. In the parking lot there was a new bag and inside a new penthouse. Cha-Ching!
     
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    seems like everyone found them in a bag
     
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    Yeah! Just who were these people leaving bags of porn mags lying around?
     
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    Somewhere in the park by my house. I think I watched pornos first. My friends parents had a porno called Filthy Rich locked in their closet. He would pick the lock. Great porno. Vanessa Del Rio and Seka.
     
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    I was with my Dad in NYC and they use to just display them at the street magazine stands. I wanted to look at a comic book and looked up and the magazine had a close up of penetration on the cover. Then my Dad yelled at me.
     
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    My brother let me look at his Hustler mags.
     
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    Yes i do. I found it in my parent's bedroom :wtf:
     
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    my brother found a mag with all chubby chicks in my parents room. also found some other things. what did that idiot do? showed all the kids in the neighborhood :facepalm:
     
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