Other than the unrealistic universal dream that you all share of walking in the shoes of Double L for just 1 minute of your miserable pathetic lives? Because we all know that no matter how hard you try, you've got a better chance of winning the lottery and being struck by lightning at the same time than you do of attaining the level of greatness that Double L exhibits even in his sleep. Double L is living proof that dreams can come true, that is as long as you're the most physically supreme and superior blueprint of the ultimate male on Lord LawyerLarry's green Earth, which all of you bottom dwellers unfortunately are not. So keep on dreaming, losers. Because that's as close as you're ever gonna get to knowing what it's like to be the man that all of you guys aspire to be and all of you women aspire to be with. And everybody knows that man is LAWYERLARRY! This I decree and so it shall be!