Do You Remember Your Dreams?

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Other than the unrealistic universal dream that you all share of walking in the shoes of Double L for just 1 minute of your miserable pathetic lives? Because we all know that no matter how hard you try, you've got a better chance of winning the lottery and being struck by lightning at the same time than you do of attaining the level of greatness that Double L exhibits even in his sleep. Double L is living proof that dreams can come true, that is as long as you're the most physically supreme and superior blueprint of the ultimate male on Lord LawyerLarry's green Earth, which all of you bottom dwellers unfortunately are not. So keep on dreaming, losers. Because that's as close as you're ever gonna get to knowing what it's like to be the man that all of you guys aspire to be and all of you women aspire to be with. And everybody knows that man is LAWYERLARRY! This I decree and so it shall be!
     
  2. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    I use to be a fat body loser like so many on this board. Was bad with women had a embarrassing soft body. Drove around in a old Saturn wore jeans and sloppy t shirts. I would eat McDonald's instead of the finest steaks and drink Budweiser instead of champagne. Than one day I was chatting with the other vermen on this board when I got the response to something I posted that would Change my life and I was given the gift of being chosen to help represent Larry inc. and now I am constantly winning in everything I do.
     
  3. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    @ljc is living proof that good things happen to ordinary people. An invitation to join Larry, Inc. is more prestigious than being recruited to the Illuminati, the Knights Templar and the Free Masons at the same time.
     
  4. ClintDagger

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    At age 34, I was making more money than I had ever dreamed. I lived in a house that overlooks the 3rd green at the most prestigious country club in the metroplex. My garage was full of fast cars, my closet full of tailored suits. I had women crawling all over me that most men can only dream of. But something was missing.

    A great man saw my emptiness, and offered to show me a different truth, a better truth. He said he had a mission for me. A mission that would be difficult, but with rewards beyond one's wildest dreams. I accepted that mission, and now live a life of total fulfillment. That man, the dream maker, was @LawyerLarry.

    Greatness begets greatness. You too can live a life beyond your wildest dreams. Larry, Inc is the truth, and the path to total enlightenment.
     
  5. Dorb

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    My dream has always ben to be a fat old retired guy who sits in front of the tv with a pizza and a beer.
    My dreams have come true.:)
     
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  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm glad that you are able to enjoy the lifestyle you dreamed of all thanks to what Larry, Inc. has done for this great country.
     
  7. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    You managed to get Dorb in here. This thread is going well!:haha:
     
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    is this really Awesome Angelo?
     
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  10. Dorb

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    Thanks Shortie. Nice of you to say so.:)
     
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    back in 85' i had a dream i was eating the best marshmallow i ever had. I woke up in the morning and my pillow was gone
     
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    I see many of the most troubled posters have found their way into this thread. I know your 1st instinct is to let your jealousy drive you. Let go of the hate, and let Larry, Inc show you the light.
     
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    no jealousy here clint....show me your cock
     
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    No
     
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    People on this board and some even in this thread are always asking me what's Larry really like is he really has great as he seems and the answer yes.
     
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    I stumbled in here thinking,.... "Wow, did this guy really create a thread that is though provoking and isn't revolved around spewing his blowhard shtick?"

    But alas, it's just another blowhard shtick.
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    And I thought Larry Inc was moving to the Bar. :dontknow: