do you remember your first day of school?

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    I had afternoon kindergarten at Globe Park School in Woonsocket , Rhode Island . My mother dropped me off at Mrs Champagne ' s class, and I cried my eyes out, Saw my mother holding my 3 year old brother through the window. I made a fuss, I was the only kid who didn't like milk out of 30 of us. A classmate, Lori Agee , who was my age, said "don't cry little boy".
     
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    Yes, I wore a skirt and t-shirt and went to the bathroom that was in the classroom and came out with my skirt tucked into my underwear. Other than that I remember learning how to button a coat and getting my cubby.
     
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    I hardly remember this morning :crack:
     
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    i only remember the first day because this kid kept crying. the principal walked up to him, slapped him and said - now you have something to cry about. his mum didn't say or do anything.

    it was my first lesson in how the world worked. :)
     
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    Good lord!!!! How times have changed!
     
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    Every delightful second of it! :prancing:

    Ms. Shannon was my teacher. She was just the sweetest, most loving woman.

    I loved my first day of kindergarten SO much, I decided THAT DAY, that's what I wanted to do with my life. I've spent the past 20+ years teaching kindergarten. :yay:
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    About the only thing I recall from kindergarten is being reprimanded a few times, like when I had a piece of candy and was told I couldn't have it unless I brought enough for anyone.

    Fuckin' commies.
     
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    i remember the names of maybe 4 teachers. miss garrett was my kindergarten teacher. i still love her. :wub:
     
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    She reminds me of my kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Brown, who I loved and was wonderful. She was a little round black woman and she'd gather us all together for group hugs and she'd even cry sometimes and tell us she loved us. Awwwwwww.
     
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    I soon became a silent leader. I could run faster, read faster, do the balance beam better, than anyone. Jenny J was my GF, we would walk to school hand-in'hand. She would scream at me because I was silent on our walks. This was 1975. We are FB friends now.
     
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    Yes - preschool. I screamed myself hoarse. I was terrified. And I did it for a while I think. I swore I'd never leave my small children screaming for mommy because of it.
     
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    I went to pre-school, by the time I got to kindergarten the whole scholastic endeavor was old hat.

    I remember being placid, but I'll ask ma dukes later.
     
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    Oh my God, except for the black part, it sounds like I was your kdg teacher! :giggle:
     
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    I don't remember anything
     
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    i DO actually have a memory here from either Kindergarten or first grade. I know it was either of the two because I still lived in Oak Cliff, this was before my folks moved us out tha hood.

    The memory is, I had a buddy.. We were standing at the urnials i guess. Urinating.

    I looked over at his unit and he was uncircumcised. I didnt say anything, or know what to say or to think... but it freaked me out, man.
     
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    I don't remember if it was the first day, it was definitely the first week, the principle came in the classroom, he looked like FDR and he had a big ass wooden paddle with electrical tape on the handle and let us know that all of our parents signed a permission slip to get smacked if we got out of line.
     
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    Yeah like first or second grade I remember some faeeg hopping the bathroom wall and taking a long, salivating gander at my underage package. so weird.
     
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    We got lucky, both of our kids didn't freak out the first day of school, I felt bad for the ones that did....
     
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    :shucks:
     
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    I wish I knew how to quit you!
     
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