Do you remember your fisrt hard-on

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    Mine was about seven with Princess leia in her slave outfit. Very weird i recall.
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Are you trying to get young boy erection stories? :wtf:
     
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    When I saw The Color Purple.
     
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    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature VIP

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    Haha.

    Just curious who it was.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I've got a bunch of fun magazines we can look through together and try out some cool wrestling moves, too.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I thought this said "fist"
     
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  9. bennymuso

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    Haha.

    Just curious who it was.

    is big faggy your wrestling name.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The Soul Keeper
     
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    the first time I jerked off - I'm still embarrassed to who I was thinking about...
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Paul Lynde?
     
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    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    No, the neighbor Mom across the street - she had massive boobs, but was not attractive
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Not getting a boner until you're 7 is probably a medical problem.
     
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    Olivia Newton John at the end of Grease
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I remember going over to one neighbor kid's house in the early 80s and the mom smelled gross like fish and b.o. She was an aging hippie and not hot at all.
     
  18. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm not sure how that relates to my first jerk off story Faggy
     
  19. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    but I saw her last summer - she came up to visit during a family gathering.

    I almost puked
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Nothing I say relates to anything, usually.
     
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