Do you remember your fisrt hard-on

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Mine was about seven with Princess leia in her slave outfit. Very weird i recall.
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

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    Are you trying to get young boy erection stories? :wtf:
     
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    When I saw The Color Purple.
     
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    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Haha.

    Just curious who it was.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I've got a bunch of fun magazines we can look through together and try out some cool wrestling moves, too.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I thought this said "fist"
     
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    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Haha.

    Just curious who it was.

    is big faggy your wrestling name.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    The Soul Keeper
     
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    the first time I jerked off - I'm still embarrassed to who I was thinking about...
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Paul Lynde?
     
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    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    No, the neighbor Mom across the street - she had massive boobs, but was not attractive
     
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    JOHN DENVER floating around

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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Not getting a boner until you're 7 is probably a medical problem.
     
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    Olivia Newton John at the end of Grease
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I remember going over to one neighbor kid's house in the early 80s and the mom smelled gross like fish and b.o. She was an aging hippie and not hot at all.
     
  18. Stan Beeman

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    I'm not sure how that relates to my first jerk off story Faggy
     
  19. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    but I saw her last summer - she came up to visit during a family gathering.

    I almost puked
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Nothing I say relates to anything, usually.
     
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