Do you say "Bless you" to people who sneeze and, if so, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    You're blessing them? Really? You hereby administer 50cc's of bliss stat.

    All because they sneezed.

    The human body has a long list of secretions, excretions and other semi-autonomous, involuntary, explosive spasmodic actions which forcibly expel bodily fluids. But you decided that one of them, the sneeze, deserves your blessing. "My dear suffering sneezing victim... I bless thee with bless".

    Even you non-religious idiots do this because you think you'll be seen as impolite if you don't.

    Then, just when it can't get any worse, you geniuses thank the person who blessed you. "Thanks!", you say cheerfully as you're wiping your nose with a Kleenex like a complete fucking retarded retard - both of you patting yourself on the back for being so polite.


    Really?

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    Got a lot of times on your hands there Skippy to be worrying about bullshit like that.
     
  3. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Translation: "I do it just because I'm a pathetic little sheep who does things unquestioningly just because that's what everyone else does and my tranny fetish has nothing to do with it"
     
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    No, but I usually say "bless you" when someone farts.
     
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    I offer them a kleenex if they didn't use one, then suggest they use one next time.
     
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    Yes I do

    Yes they do
     
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    Nope, never. I don't say a word when someone sneezes, never have.
     
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    Manners are its own reward....
     
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    It's called a habit, nobody gives a rats ass about the blessing!!!
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    That's why I always say, "Stop sneezing."
     
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    My people used to smash those who sneeze in the face with a medieval mace (you know: a sneeze unleashes the Spirit World); so I view it as an improvement in the customs.
     
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    bless thee oh faithful sneezer
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    i hate it when people sneeze and fart at the same time.
     
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    bless you my child
     
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    :yay:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    This.
     
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    @xavier :giggle:
     
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    Yes. I am a sheep. I will attempt to throw off the chains of society by drawing a line in the sand of saying "Bless you" when someone sneezes. Once I have mastered that I will move up to something like not holding doors for people.

    Thank you for showing me the light. Bless you.

    P.S. My tranny love isn't a fetish...it is an addiction.
     
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    Some people say God bless you, at a sneeze. I choose the always controversial Satan bless you.
     
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