You're blessing them? Really? You hereby administer 50cc's of bliss stat. All because they sneezed. The human body has a long list of secretions, excretions and other semi-autonomous, involuntary, explosive spasmodic actions which forcibly expel bodily fluids. But you decided that one of them, the sneeze, deserves your blessing. "My dear suffering sneezing victim... I bless thee with bless". Even you non-religious idiots do this because you think you'll be seen as impolite if you don't. Then, just when it can't get any worse, you geniuses thank the person who blessed you. "Thanks!", you say cheerfully as you're wiping your nose with a Kleenex like a complete fucking retarded retard - both of you patting yourself on the back for being so polite. Really? .