Do you sit on the toilet at work bare ass?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    i do but i wipe it down first
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    no shit Mike i was just thinking about a thread like this while I was in the crapper 10 minutes ago. I don't use those sissy little paper toilet seat covers...I'm a man.
     
  3. FatKidSullivan

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    I just plop and drop..
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I've only shit at work once in the 10 years I've been here. :dontknow:

    I'm a 6:30 AM guy.
     
  5. Schmoopy

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    Yes, because I'm basically the only one using it and I'm the one who keeps it clean.
     
  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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    No
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Have you ever jacked off at work, smoopy?
     
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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    how bout at resturants and stores
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    i just took a huge dump btw
     
  11. Dream Theater

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    Fuck no. I use the ass gasket all the time. We have some nasty motherfuckers here, so much so they had to post warning signs in the stalls and at the urinals!
     
  12. Schmoopy

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    "Huge" is redundant.
     
  13. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Congrats mike
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    do not
     
  17. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Do you have boils on your ass?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I mean tuchus
     
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    Mike, I will be in Ocean City for bike week from Thursday September 12 to Sun September 15. Come on over. Bring cocaine and we will let you hang with us.
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    ive already been for a week in july and i may go down for a few days this month