Do you sit on the toilet at work bare ass?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    i do but i wipe it down first
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    no shit Mike i was just thinking about a thread like this while I was in the crapper 10 minutes ago. I don't use those sissy little paper toilet seat covers...I'm a man.
     
  3. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I just plop and drop..
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I've only shit at work once in the 10 years I've been here. :dontknow:

    I'm a 6:30 AM guy.
     
  5. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Yes, because I'm basically the only one using it and I'm the one who keeps it clean.
     
  6. DarkFriday

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    No
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Have you ever jacked off at work, smoopy?
     
  8. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    how bout at resturants and stores
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    i just took a huge dump btw
     
  11. Dream Theater

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    Fuck no. I use the ass gasket all the time. We have some nasty motherfuckers here, so much so they had to post warning signs in the stalls and at the urinals!
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    "Huge" is redundant.
     
  13. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Congrats mike
     
  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    do not
     
  17. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Do you have boils on your ass?
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    I mean tuchus
     
  19. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Mike, I will be in Ocean City for bike week from Thursday September 12 to Sun September 15. Come on over. Bring cocaine and we will let you hang with us.
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    ive already been for a week in july and i may go down for a few days this month