Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Mar 3, 2015.
I don't, that's just rude.
Only when I'm jackin with one hand and fondling my balls with the other.
fucking talking to ppl
only when they're ripping me a new asshole. the guys on the service desk get a kick out it.
only when im at home or working on something that requires both of my hands
thats one job
you're doing it wrong
as long as i get my dick wet
your own saliva doesnt count
hey sometimes you have to spit on it
or just lick it
omg let me edit
nah thats what great granny was for
i bet she never did that
Only in the car
I've never been much of a ball fondler..I'm more about the shaft (my own, that is )
Only on my land line.
I hate speaker phones. There was someone who would constantly call me on one for work. I would always say get me off. One day he called and I said get me off the fucking speaker phone... I did not realize there were three other people on the othet end. Oops!