Entertainment Do You Stand Or Sit When You Wipe? A BennyMuso Joint Thread

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Scotty4x4, Dec 8, 2018.

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    Sit.

    Only psychos stand.
     
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    Don’t @ me if this was a recent thread, WTF has time to keep up with that fudge packer from across the ponds 1000’s of threads!!!
     
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    Interesting.
     
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    I’m handing out +150 reps to many replies ITT.

    Merry Christmas from Anderson Creeper!!!
     
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    Goodyear!!!
     
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    I stand on one leg Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I sit Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. On Sunday I do a handstand and shit into a ceiling fan so the cleaning lady has something to do
     
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    Golf course porta potty’s may require a hybrid stand/sit position.
     
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    I keep TP in my bag and just hit the woods.

    Porta potty’s freak me out.
     
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    Oh hey new guy :mrpeanut:
     
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    Do you use an app to keep track of that complicated schedule?
     
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    Alexa keeps track for me
     
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    Wad or fold is the real question
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    When I broke my leg years ago I had to swipe my balls to the side and reach through my legs like a chick for like 2 months. :jj:
     
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    is this an @DogStar69 rendition?

    so foul
    yet inventive
    & still a fail
     
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