do you suffer any signs of aging

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by smichal, Aug 16, 2015.

?

do you suffer any signs of aging

  1. age spots

    14 vote(s)
    16.3%
  2. urgent urination

    23 vote(s)
    26.7%
  3. memory loss

    30 vote(s)
    34.9%
  4. foggy brain activity

    21 vote(s)
    24.4%
  5. cannot sleep in

    27 vote(s)
    31.4%
  6. take naps

    30 vote(s)
    34.9%
  7. brittle bones

    3 vote(s)
    3.5%
  8. hair loss or thinning hair

    38 vote(s)
    44.2%
  9. growing more facial hair (ladies)

    4 vote(s)
    4.7%
  10. grey hair

    30 vote(s)
    34.9%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    13,495
    Likes Received:
    21,813
    and if so, how do you fight it?
     
    babybear likes this.
  2. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    4,195
    Likes Received:
    6,464
    I bought a ridiculous hair system.
     
  3. WillieX

    WillieX Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    48
    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2015
    Messages:
    774
    Likes Received:
    1,763
    Naps. I fight them with cocaine.
     
  4. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

    Reputations:
    150
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    13,091
    Likes Received:
    10,580
  5. sz1122

    sz1122 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2015
    Messages:
    265
    Likes Received:
    796
    Every one. And loving it
     
    Mulletude, OV, smichal and 2 others like this.
  6. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,039
    High blood pressure, high cholesterol, and high blood sugar.

    I look good for my very late 40's, but my innards are a mess. I take meds for all three items, and I've had to give up eating shitty food (very reluctantly).

    If you have high cholesterol, statins work wonders. My cholesterol reading dropped by 2/3 inside of a month. The meds also keep my blood pressure from skyrocketing.

    I have bad sleep apnea, and I need to get it treated. It has made my life really rough for the last three or four years.
     
    Guacamole, OV, smichal and 2 others like this.
  7. Tipsey Russell

    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    41,760
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2013
    Messages:
    16,244
    Likes Received:
    38,472
    I get up insanely early now
    hit 40 and it started
    I'll get up at 4-5 am for no reason
    fucking sucks
     
    Mulletude, lisac37, aquadog and 7 others like this.
  8. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    22,801
    Likes Received:
    5,996
    I have six pack abs :nana:
     
  9. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

    Reputations:
    337,291
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2012
    Messages:
    10,453
    Likes Received:
    31,795
    High cholesterol since 24 (I'm 5'9 and weigh 165, not really a fat fuck), low thyroid. Take meds for both. Hair loss started when I was around 20 (20 years ago) but it's been so slow that it hasn't bothered much, at least not even to go get fitted for a "system". The grays have been coming in pretty fast in the last 5 years but thankfully not the pubes yet!
    All in all my health isn't the greatest but at least I'm not falling apart on the outside (yet) and in the end that's all that matters!
     
    smichal likes this.
  10. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    17,299
    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2011
    Messages:
    12,512
    Likes Received:
    14,400
    Naps? I fight them with naps.
     
  11. Rocinante

    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

    Reputations:
    10,793
    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2012
    Messages:
    5,289
    Likes Received:
    7,024
    The first thing to go is eyesight. You need reading glasses once you hit 40.

    Too much sugar made me insulin resistant. I stopped drinking Snapple every day and now my levels have gone down to around 100. I blame the channel 9 show for introducing the world to that poison.
     
  12. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,039
    I get up really early, but I get a lot accomplished. There's nothing I want/need to do at 11PM, so I'm always asleep. It does suck when I have to go out with friends, however.
     
  13. GoshGeeGolly

    GoshGeeGolly VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    22,215
    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2012
    Messages:
    10,859
    Likes Received:
    14,336
    Fighting gravity since I'm 25.
    ETA: @LawyerLarry , wait, just wait until you hit 40.
     
  14. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

    Reputations:
    1,834
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2015
    Messages:
    2,482
    Likes Received:
    7,920
    Fuck no. Forever young, baby.

    [​IMG]
     
    aquadog, OV, Bye You! and 3 others like this.
  15. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    22,271
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2012
    Messages:
    15,054
    Likes Received:
    21,355
    In some ways I am in better shape than I was when I was when I was 30. I am stronger and in better shape.

    But I don't recover from workouts like it did. I do occasionally get up to go into another room and forget why I went into the other room by the time I get there. And my eyesight has gone to shit.

    Other than that though, I don't feel much of my age.
     
  16. Horse Be Gone

    Horse Be Gone VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    3,739
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    532
    Likes Received:
    975
    Hell yeah, I own that list. Aging is not fun or funny.
     
    OV, smichal, Scarlett Ohara and 3 others like this.
  17. Cinnaminion

    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

    Reputations:
    5
    Joined:
    May 6, 2015
    Messages:
    3,310
    Likes Received:
    14,519
    I'm almost 41 and still don't need glasses :cheer2:


    However...I don't heal like I used to, I get injured far easier, I wake up way too early, I pee a little when I sneeze sometimes (blaming that one on the kid), and my face isn't wrinkle-free anymore.:nocheer:


    On the bright side, I'm much happier and more content now than my younger less wrinkly pee holding sleep having self.
     
  18. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    36,524
    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2014
    Messages:
    10,141
    Likes Received:
    17,303
    My balls now join my cock in taking a dip while I shit. Way to catch up boys
     
  19. Domo Cup

    Domo Cup Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,212
    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2013
    Messages:
    3,589
    Likes Received:
    8,227
    Fucking neck and back pain. Still got my hair though.
     
    smichal, GIRLY, Gusbuss and 1 other person like this.
  20. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

    Reputations:
    169,517
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    58,708
    Likes Received:
    111,852
    Fuckin worst thing is having to yank hairs out of my ears.

    Also, when the broad at the barbershop asks if I was my eyebrows trimmed. Yer a broad, if you think it is iffy, go ahead, honey.
     
    check1, Mulletude, Shithead and 9 others like this.