Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by smichal, Aug 16, 2015.
and if so, how do you fight it?
I bought a ridiculous hair system.
Naps. I fight them with cocaine.
Every one. And loving it
High blood pressure, high cholesterol, and high blood sugar.
I look good for my very late 40's, but my innards are a mess. I take meds for all three items, and I've had to give up eating shitty food (very reluctantly).
If you have high cholesterol, statins work wonders. My cholesterol reading dropped by 2/3 inside of a month. The meds also keep my blood pressure from skyrocketing.
I have bad sleep apnea, and I need to get it treated. It has made my life really rough for the last three or four years.
I get up insanely early now
hit 40 and it started
I'll get up at 4-5 am for no reason
I have six pack abs
High cholesterol since 24 (I'm 5'9 and weigh 165, not really a fat fuck), low thyroid. Take meds for both. Hair loss started when I was around 20 (20 years ago) but it's been so slow that it hasn't bothered much, at least not even to go get fitted for a "system". The grays have been coming in pretty fast in the last 5 years but thankfully not the pubes yet!
All in all my health isn't the greatest but at least I'm not falling apart on the outside (yet) and in the end that's all that matters!
Naps? I fight them with naps.
The first thing to go is eyesight. You need reading glasses once you hit 40.
Too much sugar made me insulin resistant. I stopped drinking Snapple every day and now my levels have gone down to around 100. I blame the channel 9 show for introducing the world to that poison.
I get up really early, but I get a lot accomplished. There's nothing I want/need to do at 11PM, so I'm always asleep. It does suck when I have to go out with friends, however.
Fighting gravity since I'm 25.
ETA: @LawyerLarry , wait, just wait until you hit 40.
Fuck no. Forever young, baby.
In some ways I am in better shape than I was when I was when I was 30. I am stronger and in better shape.
But I don't recover from workouts like it did. I do occasionally get up to go into another room and forget why I went into the other room by the time I get there. And my eyesight has gone to shit.
Other than that though, I don't feel much of my age.
Hell yeah, I own that list. Aging is not fun or funny.
I'm almost 41 and still don't need glasses
However...I don't heal like I used to, I get injured far easier, I wake up way too early, I pee a little when I sneeze sometimes (blaming that one on the kid), and my face isn't wrinkle-free anymore.
On the bright side, I'm much happier and more content now than my younger less wrinkly pee holding sleep having self.
My balls now join my cock in taking a dip while I shit. Way to catch up boys
Fucking neck and back pain. Still got my hair though.
Fuckin worst thing is having to yank hairs out of my ears.
Also, when the broad at the barbershop asks if I was my eyebrows trimmed. Yer a broad, if you think it is iffy, go ahead, honey.