Do you think Bees know that they are going to die after they sting you?

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  1. gwartney

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    I mean, there aren't any survivors around to tell the younger bees not to do that shit. If one bee would survive so he could tell the rest, it would probably stop the stinging for all time.
     
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    yes
     
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    You are the bee's knees. :hersh:
     
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    Maybe if they didn't die, there'd be some bad consequences. Like bees going "I bet you guys that I can get this fucker to jump in that lake."
     
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    What about the praying mantis? He thinks he's gonna be slick and get laid. He invites the girl out for dinner and she says she won't be hungry until after they have sex.
     
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    I think they do and just don't give a fuck
     
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    are the bees in trouble?
     
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    There are probably always praying mantis guys horny enough to think that this one time she won't eat him after sex.
     
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    They're in deep shit after they sting you.
     
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    Praying Mantis joe says that his buddy george was going to fuck Praying Mantis suzy the other night because he heard she was easy. But now he can't find george to see how it was.
     
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    I meant the bees
     
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    I don't think they know it's gonna be fatal.
     
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    I bet their is a huge gay community among praying mantis.
     
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    No.
     
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    bees are Aite..it's the fucking wasps who are assholes :pie:
     
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