Do you think Beth and The Wigged Witch still have sex?

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  1. GivRodnyachance

    GivRodnyachance Overt Racist Banned User

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    A few years back on the show, it seemed that Howard always would find a time in the show to crow bar in a story about him having sex with Beth the previous night. While I don't listen as closely as I used to, I don't recall him mentioning having sex with her in a very long time. On the other hand, a recurring thread on the show lately is him jerking off while Beth is away and Beth seems to be away A LOT.

    He seems more excited about jerking off to porn than to having sex with his wife. I can even imagine his grotesque naked body peering by the window as Beth peels off to a "party" or "to meet with her personal trainer" all the while Wiggy giggling like a school boy who's parents have just left for the weekend. Most of the porn he watches is of teenagers having sex with men his age so perhaps Beth has gotten too old for Howard to feel attraction to anymore.

    At best I am guessing that they do not have sex more than once a month and I have no doubt that Howard is thinking of the girls from the kiddie videos (and may be even thinking about men) during the rare occasions he does have sex with her.
     
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    no, they have known each other for over a decade. passion very often doesn't last forever and beth always seemed a bit asexual. they probably have bland sex about once every 2 weeks (they're in different houses most of the time anyway).
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Actual Howard quotes...

    "My wife does not like foreplay, she just wants me to get on top and get it over with"
    "Blowjobs are demeaning" (From a man who used to love them.)
    "Sex can be overrated"



    Beth obviously had fooled Howard into thinking sex is bad so she can get out of having it with him. She just wants the money. As DList said, if your girl/wife doesn't want foreplay,etc....she's not into you at all.
     
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    With Ralphiecakes? You bet!!!!
     
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    Whatever the contract stipulates no more, no less.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Yes, they still have sex. Just not with each other.
     
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    Are you having sex with this?


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    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Bout once every 4-6 weeks- it's real quick, and it sure ain't pretty.

    Then she cries in the shower, dries off, pops a zanny and heads out on the town.
     
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    To the extent that they do, it is a perfunctory, missionary thing with a condom on.

    Howard has said his wife doesn't like hugging and kissing, foreplay, fingering, oral sex and "just wants me to get on top and get it over with."

    They have sex the way I shovel the driveway out in the winter time. Just this thing ya gotta do every few weeks. Gotta get it over with, lets be quick about it.
     
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    How Beth really feels about Howie's peen.

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    ............... :whistle:




    [video=youtube;hOZN7LBRWIQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOZN7LBRWIQ[/video] .... :bigthink



    Seriously....give it another...*closer*...watch. ..... :bigthink
     
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    GivRodnyachance Overt Racist Banned User

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    All true and she probably in fact insists on the rubber. I guess in her mind it is only the rubber entering her and not Jewnocchio. Many good observations. No foreplay, which all women love. She just wants it stuck in--get it over with time of mentality. I imagine if it was John Stamos, she would be begging for oral, kissing, and a cum shot in her eye. We know that he cums in two seconds, so basically she is just inserting a small rubber dildo in her while she's probably highly drugged up, and then finishing in two seconds. As she squints and turns her head to the side of the pillow squinting in anguish, she must just be counting the money until the monster gets his poison out.
     
  15. Kool

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    We don't know remember he's a big time liar on the air, at his age his sex drive has to be way down I bet they do it about once every two or three weeks.
     
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    Umm... It's "the wigged bitch".
     
  17. Turtle Man

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    not a chance... not if he watches porn every night..i doubt 60 year old man could jerk off and have sex in one day
     
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    Even when Beth tries to put on her 'sexy' face for Howchie's photos, she just looks angry.
     
  19. Bye You!

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    The Wigged Witch :rofl:
     
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    I seriously doubt if she's even allowed him to touch her since the ink dried on the marriage license.