do you think Howard actually believes that cats are the same as kids?

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He has 3 kids. Do you believe he agrees with Beth that animals are the same as kids?
    My cat died is the same as my kid died?
    He must just be humoring her, but he sounds like he agrees with her.

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    He pretends to agree with her so he can avoid knocking her up . . . :secret:
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    When did getting a cat turn into adoption.....its hard to adopt... it's easy to get a cat

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    Anybody got any lasagna? :cat:
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    What do Howard's human kids have in common with his feline ones?


















    they all like to lick pussy.
     
  8. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Pets can be along the spectrum towards being like children, but of course are not in any deep sense. Those of us with no kids would probably have a different "relationship" with their pets than someone busy with children. Pets display behaviors much like very young children, with the benefit of never getting to the "I hate you" or other snotty stage.
     
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    TheLACritic Well-Known Member VIP

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    Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie with some ulterior motive.
     
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    Cats are much less expensive than kids.
     
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    Well according to Spoiled Rotten Pets, the jews treat their pets exactly like their own children, even giving them a bar mitzvah. The female rabbi on the show was bragging that Roseanne Barr and Joan Rivers were her clients.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Cats and children, Howard doesn't care about either.
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Howard is eternally thankful that Beth believes it. He's also glad Jon Hein doesn't believe it. Who needs some guy trying to get into your house to fuck your cats.
     
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    His cats haven't started to resent him like his daughters do.
    They can't laugh at his wig or date boys he doesn't approve of.
    He can't possibly be that stupid, but his retarded wife surely is, so it's easy to convince her to ignore her biological clock if tells her the cats are her family.
     
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    cats cant tell their "mommy" to fuck off :dontknow:
     
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    big mistake imo. having kids would extend their marriage, maybe even have saved it.
    [video=youtube;4vBEHlW2Wws]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vBEHlW2Wws[/video]
    instead of raising kids, she is making out with animals [​IMG]
     
  19. sloth22

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    The same? He sees his cats every day. I don't think he could pick his kids out of a lineup.