Do You Think Howard "Comes Out" When His Parents Die?

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  1. BeerCanThick

    BeerCanThick Well-Known Member

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    I know, I know. To come out of the closet, one must first be in the closet, but do you think Howard Stern will ever be honest and say he
    is a homosexual, or at least a bisexual, when his parents die? They seem to be the only people keeping him from being FAB-U-LOUS!

    :c
     
  2. Jayla

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    I'm still not sure he's gay. I think there is as good a chance he's, I don't know the clinical name for it..............just TOTALLY FUCKED UP about women, men, gender and sexuality. I mean, his mother took his temp anally til he was like 15, right? And even if that's a lie, why make up a story like that? The very act of making it up indicates he's messed up to me. Although I suppose staying in the closet and denying who you are for 60 yrs can MAKE a person screwy.
     
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    Boober, I mean Ralph will write a book in 2040 and Seth Rogan will grow/dye his fro, diet down to 180lbs, and win an Emmy for a HBO original titled "Excuthe Me" where he plays 2014 Howard coming to terms with their bond.
     
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    He paid to have a surgery so his nose would look like a penis, I say he comes out and Beth reveals she had a penis all along.
     
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    Both parents dead and radio/tv career officially over and I think he might come out.

    And only because one of his daughters (one in particular) might shame, push or drag him out.....
     
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    you mean get older and queenier than he is now? possible? i think not.
     
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    100% he's gay
    50% chance that he's gonna come out even once his parents pass away

    He's really crazy for staying in closet for so long. He has the "fuck you" money and shouldn’t have to care what other people think.

    The reason why he's so fucked up mentally and why he has been to all these doctors (Sarno etc) and has to see a shrink all the time is because he's gay and has to keep his homosexuality at bay. But it's getting harder and harder because he's found an acceptable way to express his homosexuality: the AGT stage.
     
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    I hope Howard starts dressing like Ellen with all that blue eye shadow and giant red beehive wig
     
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    I think he will be more open in the industry, but probably not publicly.
     
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    Ok, you might have convinced me that he's gay. I also agree that he might not ever come out though, but for different reasons. Although it's okay to BE gay these days, especially in hollywood, being a gay person who previously bashed gay ppl, called them sick and spent 25 yrs demeaning women ( on record ) to prove your "manhood" is not. Plus, he's just a HORRIBLE human being with a HORRIBLE, extremely self-centered personality. He wouldn't get much sympathy on a "Yep, I'm gay!" tour.
     
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    I think another interesting question is " Does Beef know?". It would seem like she MUST, but I wouldn't be surprised if they've never discussed it. I also think they avoid discussing his wig. " I like to keep romance alive, Robin."
     
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    [video=youtube;kGqiHAxKJ4E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGqiHAxKJ4E[/video]

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    That never stops being funny............and creepy. Beef flashing her snatch in what's supposed to be a family video is an especially nice touch.
     
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    He lies about everything, he even lies when there's no point to it. He just loves to lie. He'll never reveal his baldness and he'll never admit he loves cocks.
     
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    I have had my doubts about his being gay, but this video is just such an example of man-love really makes me think he is gay. He obviously adores and worships these young gods, with their beauty and their perfect bodies. I agree, though, that he is so fucked up about women, and also about there being a "correct" answer to every aspect of life (example: perfect wife is a model; should he try on Tommy John underwear because cotton is the only correct fabric for underwear; his asking some guest how long is the correct amount of time to admire a painting) that coming out is probably pretty far down on his list of psychological to-dos.
     
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    Right, it's more than ever acceptable to being gay and numerous barriers have been broken so he really should finally come out. He's so miserable and always cranky and yet he can do anything he wants in this world. Imagine.. the guy is worth $500million+ and has all these houses and can do whatever the fuck he wants yet when he travels, he says he stays in his hotel room jerking off to porn sites. Fucking insane.

    He's been clearly struggling with homosexuality his whole life and has seen all these quack doctors over the years, like Dr Sarno, who have messed him up. His current shrink is probably working on "curing him" of it as well. That's also why his stories about his college days and youth constantly change over time. He's forgetting the lies he used to say.

    If you check out his books, you can see what he thinks (or he used to think) of homosexuality: he believes homosexuality can be "cured".

    He even said it on air:

    [video=youtube;W1iMlixZ5As]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1iMlixZ5As[/video]

    But it's clearly not working. That's why he loves AGT so much… AGT allows him to act out his gay fantasies in an acceptable way: on stage. This way he can always defend it by saying he did it for entertainment just like Richard & Sal do gay stunts.

    If you take a look at all the times Howard went on stage during AGT, 99% of the time it was with gay acts. He even kissed Howie and swapped spit.

    So I have no doubts anymore that he's gay but I don't think he'll ever come out because he's so messed up.

    Howard's a giant pussy and a coward but maybe if Beth leaves him he'll find some courage to do it.
     
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    Someone on here, I think it was Isabella, said it perfectly: the whole "The Boys" video seems a lot more like he's romanticizing and idealizing this "Perfect American ( Gentile ) Family" than expressing his gayness. Although it seems pretty gay too.:giggle: He loathes himself, his status as a Jewish American and as an Ugly American.
     
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    do you think he's ashamed to be Jewish?
     
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    All from Nemo's gif thread. All the proof is there, he is almost all the way out.
     
  20. Jayla

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    Yes.