Do you think Howard has any idea how much a gallon of gas costs?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Or does he pay someone to fuel up his vehicles for him?


    I just came home from breakfast and gas has gone up 20 cents over night here in SoCal.


    Gallon of regular at my local mobil station is now $4.69 :facepalm:
     
  2. Coconut Sid

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    Howard hasn't driven a car since the 80s. He's completely out of touch.
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I recently had a dream where Howard was driving an SUV. I remember thinking "that cunt doesn't drive".

    Weird.
     
  4. Jim Lahey

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    About a hundred dollars. Dollars.
     
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    No, but I bet he can price every Hampton's mansion to the penny.
     
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    Do you think Howard has any idea how much money he have on the bank?

    One Twelve have raked in way over 1.5 billion. 1615 millions or 1616 millions? I don't think Howard knows how many millions he have. Its to many to keep count on.

    And no. He does not know what gas cost. Gas is free for him payed by insane SiriusXM. Why the fuck does Howard get 24/7 limo service in the contract + 1 billion? Doesn't the billion cover hiring a midget jew driver like Ronnie?
     
  9. chuk

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    It doesn't even include his agent's cut.
     
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    If Beth is trying to get pregnant, he is acutely aware of the price of horse semen.
     
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    I don't think Howard could figure out how to operate a gas pump unless he hired a tutor.
     
  12. PI Nate

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    the wig has no idea...
     
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    :lol: He'd be too afraid of germs on the pump anyways.
     
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    two days ago gas at my usual station was 3.99, yesterday it was 4.43...
    a 44 cent price hike in one day the bastards...when I drive by today I'll see if its gone up more the sobs
     
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    "Oh, about 453 pounds"

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    Howard wouldn't even know how to gas up in NJ where they pump it for you.
     
  17. Johnny B

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    I've never pumped gas myself..

    On a side note it's $3.67 a gallon by me. I read that by thanksgiving it's going to be under $3.50, we'll see..

    Also it's so high in california because of refinery fires and problems with a pipeline.. some places it's $5.99 if you are using a credit card. Next week it will be over $6 a gallon in some places in california.
     
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    3.35 here for reg
     
  19. Johnny B

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    A while ago I read that some places like in Columbia? Gas is only about 15 cents a gallon.
     
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    one time i was in this store, and there was a whole isle of just candy. it was amazing.

    f off if don't believe me.