Stern Show Do you think Howard has ever gone in his pool or the ocean?

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    howard has this unreal beach house and I'm willing to bet he has never swam in the ocean outside his property or swam in his pool for more than 2 minutes at one time

    I bet 100 bucks he has never brought a lawn chair and cooler to the beach and just sat out there relaxing for 2-3 hours.

    I will also feel good betting that he spends hundreds of hours in an air conditioned house set at like 66 just reading and doing nothing but wasting that house.
     
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    He stopped going in the pool because his scarf got wet
     
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    If this is your "house", bringing a cooler to the beach is a little white trash, no?

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    The sun causes cancer Robin. No fucking way am I going out there or going into the stupid ocean where I will be eaten by a shark.
     
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    Too easy. Had to be done

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    Holy shit, what a place. And he couldn't throw Grillo a few bucks.
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He has huge family homes with no family, u would think he would be against that
     
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    Same guy that takes a Limo 5 blocks to work?

    And takes private jets to his other mansion in Florida?
     
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    Yes. Is this really a question?
     
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    He found out the hard way that lobsters love wig glue.
     
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    The chlorine would melt his wig glue so that's a big no to your question chief.
     
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    There are plenty of pictures of him at the beach.

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  14. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Pool, yes. Ocean, up to his knees, once.
     
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    He might be to busy bowling in those non existent bowling lanes he has or doesn't have
     
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    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    He makes Ronnie hold an umbrella over his head when they have to film outside for AGT. He wears sunhats. :jj: Beth had to jump in the pool to save Bianca from drowning because Howard was worried about "his shoes and cellphone " (read: Wig) lol. He finally relented to the ice bucket challenge by making it into a goof and dumping an ice cube over his head out of a shot glass...

    I'm gonna go with rarely if ever.
     
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    Of course he goes in the ocean, he paddle boards, boogie boards, I know he loves to surf, I'm sure he fishes too. YEAH RIGHT

    My question is what does he do if someone he doesn't know is walking on beach and cuts through "his" section?
    As far as the pool goes I'm sure he has a saltwater one, he would hate to swim in a pool full of chemicals.
     
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    you have obviously never thanked a fucking seal
     
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  19. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    You really have to give Beth credit. No joke :snicker:
     
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    Robin, there is germs in water. I won't swim in it unless it's a pool of Poland spring