Do you think Howard hired a calligraphy teacher?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Has he gotten bored of photography and this is now his new hobby?

    I mean, just how many pics can he take of the whorse before he gets tired of it?
     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    so he can shove that feathered pen up his ass, yes.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    is calligraphy code for going ass to mouth with a black guy?
     
  4. Rob0729

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    Only if he can find one willing to say he is better at calligraphy than 90% of the professional calligraphers out there.
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i read that Howard hit a calligraphy pen 400 yards
     
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    Beth knows callgirlography
     
  7. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    :lol: Rob and Xavier you dudes are too funny!
     
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    :shucks:
     
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    How bored can you be? I imagine he's buying up all the shitty beginning calligraphy kits that Amazon Prime has to offer.
     
  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I don't listen to the show anymore. He said this?? He officially has a new hobby? If so, you know Beef is panicking.
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i think he should use a feather quill so he can tickle his ass with it when hes not writing.
     
  12. Howards Wig

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    Howard wants to appear sophisticated and intelligent.

    You can tell just from AGT how awkward and physically incapable he is. I imagine his handwriting looks like the scrawls of a child.

    I mean, some dude is selling this on ebay. I do not know if it is legit, but the guy from My Left Foot could do better.

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    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    How much does Elias want for a nice pen featuring a pelican under a flapping wig banging My Little Pony with "that" face?
     
  14. BethSucks

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    The guy buys a 52 million dollar place on the water and goes there to escape the snow and cold in NYC. And instead of golfing, boating or drinking by the pool, this guy locks himself inside and practices a gay form of writing that went out of style with the creation of the greeting card. Howard doesn't need to wait until his dad dies to come out of the closet because if Ben heard today's show he already knows.
     
  15. Wesmantooth

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    fuck and i thought blob bin went thru hobbies like shit thru a goose. wiggy must be bored out of his skull. ALL THAT DOUGH AND DOENT HAVE THE FIRST CLUE HOW TO SPEND IT
     
  16. Mike Huntslooce

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    Elias' pens rule :)
     
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    robin, my calligraphy teacher told me i make the fastest capital H he's ever seen.
     
  18. Slappy

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    Miss Charm School must have told him calligraphy is classy.
     
  19. Murcielago

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    That's really cruel. Beth has enough difficulty reading already, she doesn't need Howard imitating the Gutenberg Bible.
     
  20. crazycreep

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    He didn't just buy the cartridge fountain pens he bought an ink well too...lmao ...I'd do anything to be a fly on the wall at his house...a never ending spectacle