Do you think Howard is as brutal with Beth's aging as he is with the staffs weight?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Howard has a hard on for telling people how ugly, fat, unmotivated they are...

    With Beth aging badly do you think he is on her to get more work don...... errrr I mean go visit grand-mom?

    She has to know that he is very aware that long gone is the semi good looking coke loving slut he once fell in love with

    replaced by a middle aged woman with bad skin, horrible personality, no talent and a voice that could cure a 4 hour erection caused by Viagra
     
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    Sorry, Grammy died.

    Beth is going to have to start visiting Xanadu to oversee renovations.
     
  4. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    He should've never got with her. Should have just slept with her for a bit and then moved on. He married someone who doesn't love him and who has failed at everything she's done.
     
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    work, work and more plastic work :lawsy:
     
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    Nope. He's terrified of her.
     
  7. Rob0729

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    I think Beth has done such a great job making Howard her bitch that he would never say a negative thing to Beth ever. She knows how to play him so well that she can do no wrong.

    Lucky for Howard, she is so vain that she will fight getting old and ugly as far as Howard's bank account will allow it. All you have to do is listen to her call in after Sal called her horsefaced and see how she can't even take the most minor joke or criticism about her looks. Why do you think in all of the sham media stories about her, they always talk about how beautiful or gorgeous she is. Howard knows she needs that for her ego and "encourages" the writers to make sure they mention it.
     
  8. Captain

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    Whatever do you mean? Beth is an angelic presence. Beyond a mere mortal coil. A wisp of precious ight on a cold morn'

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  9. John Walker

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    Believe me, if he wants to keep watching her fuck guys in front of him and then snowball their jizz into his mouth afterwards?....he'll keep that mouth shut. Well, after the transfer.
     
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    Stern walks on eggshells around Beth.
     
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    It would be a great excuse for Beth to divorce him, so he won't chance it. "That bastard berated me into getting plastic surgery. Look at what he's done to my beautifoe face!"
     
  12. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Failed at everything but one. She made the Golddiggers Hall Of Fame. She did hit a home run there.
     
  13. Rob0729

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    Abso-fuckin-lotly! Beth is so vain, there is no way Howard could even comment on anything about her looks that comes off remotely as negative.
     
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    Yeah but that's the reason she got with him. So if he did that, she would've walked away and found someone else.
     
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    Howard transformed himself from the king of all media to the king of all the pussy whipped sellouts! He must really love her to death because she ripped everything his true fans loved about him right out and replaced it with the celebrity ass kissing, kitty cat loving bullshit. :facepalm:
     
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    Howard always chose to keep Alison out of the spotlight, and has done the 180 with Beth.

    All kidding aside, I do think they love each other (though it's obvious she only began dating him because he was well known, had some $$$ and was in the entertainment industry). I think gold digger is way to harsh, as any woman would probably not be able to bring in $100m a year drops into that bucket.

    What I harshly dislike it the constant, at first veiled, plugs for charities. Then the on the sneak friends Beth got Howard in to promote ( some woman with a love book from Dallas ), and his efforts to " sell " Beth to the audience.

    Second, I think if Beth actually focused on charity instead of her celebrity, and kept in the shadows doing good, we would never talk about her. But the whole front and center at fashion shows and getting her pic taken with semi-famous people she seems to love.
     
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    I don't, he's a compulsive liar and just does not want to fail with this wedding so he fakes all the lovey dovey sht. Beth can never be honest and just bullshts over and over how great the Wig monster looks, I understand she has to for the $$ but Jesus it's so fake anybody can see it.
     
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    If they do file divorce try to imagine the avalanche of snark and hilarious mockery that will come crashing down on Howard.

    I so hope this happens not because I wish ill on Howard but just for the sheer entertainment value
     
  19. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    For a man as intelligent and with as much life experience as Howard, it's curious that he seems so blind to the truths about his wife.Since we don't know them personally, we can only speculate from his present actions solely devoted to his wife.We've now seen Howard, shamelessly promote NSAL, something he accused/criticized many others of in the past. He has attempted endless on screen projects and NONE have been successes. He now courts A, B, C listers as long as the relationships yields Paparazzi or red carpets. He seems to do things he's laughed at in others or swore that he'd never do himself.When he first met her the thought must have crossed his mind: this girl has no talent to speak of, no identifiable accomplishments, and no career prospects.With all the talented, smart and accomplished women in N.Y.C., he chooses her??Her beauty is indeed fading and the only recourse will be botox and the knife. But since Howard himself signed on to 'nip and tuck" express, he won't have room to criticize.Finally, Beth strikes me as totally sexless. I don't mean unattractive or even frigid; I even without any real interest in sex. Which would be a shame, because in my experience, women in their 40's open up and become VERY sexual in the 40's. It all seems so, contrived.....
     
  20. Rob0729

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    Howard is a narcissist. Narcissists are incapable of loving others. He loves how Beth makes him feel. She mothers him, feeds him lines of bullshit that make him think he is better looking and better than he actually is, and he gets all these magazines and newspapers to say how beautiful she is (it feeds the high school nerd in him getting to date the head cheerleader). That is what he loves. Even with her feeding his narcissism, Howard would have never gotten with her if she wasn't good looking (at least to him) and a model.

    Beth loves fame, wealth, and status. And that is what Howard gives her. She loves that. I don't think she would have given Howard the time of day if he was an accountant.

    I have no doubt that they have convinced themselves that they love each other, but they are two broken people feeding each other's neuroses. That isn't true love.

    Alison wanted a partnership with Howard and he couldn't handle it. He didn't want to deal with the kids, bills, and real emotions. Alison didn't seem like she was interested in a relationship where she stroked his ego all the time.