Do you think Howard shaves his own face?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Scott, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Or do you think he has "a guy" do it for him? I know it sounds silly but he doesn't seem to be able to do many everyday things that men do like shop for clothes, drive, know his way home, operate a computer, hook up a stereo, take a picture, put songs on an ipod. Many of these things are far simpler than shaving. I know he used to shave before he had money but he also used to do many things that he seems to have lost a grip on. I wonder if Toni or Ralph or Jeff Schick have to help him with the delicate intricacies of a razor and shaving cream.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Maybe Jeff Schick is related to the razor company. It all makes sense now.

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    Howard's man lover Ralph shaves Howard's belly, so it seems logical that he would also shave Howard's face and do his manscaping.
     
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    Hell no, he can't even dress himself. He can barely walk on his own.
     
  5. Vdrummer35

    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    howcie will soon be selling scooters, so he doesn't need to use his legs & feet.
     
  6. TriumphVodka

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    he's so inbred he can barely stand up.

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    Maybe he'll sell RAZOR scooters? GET IT. TEEEE HEEEEEEEEE. (/jackie)
     
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    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    reps jake, you funny guy too!
     
  9. Time Bandit

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    have you seen him stumble onto and off the stage..the skelator has one foot in the grave
     
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    howcie pissed on us, we now owe dawg a lot of thanks.
    thank you dawg for lettining us in here & letting us vent via your site.