Do you think Howard will throw a Holiday party this year for his remaining staff?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Or will he say fuck it and tell them to kick rocks?
     
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    the show will be off the air then, so no.
     
  3. RobsDad

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    Yes, and they'll call it The Last Supper.
     
  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
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    Shuli is already lining his pockets with aluminum foil
     
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    Yeah. He'll give kittens, 2013 NSAL calendars and photos of longface as parting gifts.
     
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    LongFace? Is that Beth's native american name? hahaa
     
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    Yes, but I think it will be called a Pink Slip Party instead. Merry Christmas suckers!
     
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    He will paint them each a lovely picture. And each one gets a blind kitten too.
     
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    I think he will, but he may scale it back a bit...
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    Probably, just so he can brag about how much he's spending on it (again).
     
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    Almond carving station

    Schtarbucksch bar (cash)

    Hot lemon water fountain

    All periscoped through whaledick
     
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    ...get ready for a flood of ebay merch from thss to hit the postings.
     
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    Every departing employee shall receive a 5% discount voucher on a Getting Things Done© - Space Up Your Life!™ seminar in lieu of severance.

    Every departing employee shall continue to observe no-eye-contact policies with Marci Turk and Howard even as they depart, or risk losing their 5% seminar voucher.
     
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    He will only charge them a 20 dollar cover charge. Marbles are marbles.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    He will paint ONE pic and xerox it. And he won't give them each a blind kitten. He will allow them to pose with Beth and whatever cat whose eyes she recently gouged out.
     
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    Are you kidding me? Copies cost marbles. He'll paint one and auction it off to the highest bidder and the proceeds will go to the "NSAL Building Fund"
     
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    You're probably right.