Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 16, 2015.
Or will he say fuck it and tell them to kick rocks?
the show will be off the air then, so no.
Yes, and they'll call it The Last Supper.
Shuli is already lining his pockets with aluminum foil
Yeah. He'll give kittens, 2013 NSAL calendars and photos of longface as parting gifts.
LongFace? Is that Beth's native american name? hahaa
Yes, but I think it will be called a Pink Slip Party instead. Merry Christmas suckers!
He will paint them each a lovely picture. And each one gets a blind kitten too.
I think he will, but he may scale it back a bit...
Probably, just so he can brag about how much he's spending on it (again).
Almond carving station
Schtarbucksch bar (cash)
Hot lemon water fountain
All periscoped through whaledick
...get ready for a flood of ebay merch from thss to hit the postings.
Every departing employee shall receive a 5% discount voucher on a Getting Things Done© - Space Up Your Life!™ seminar in lieu of severance.
Every departing employee shall continue to observe no-eye-contact policies with Marci Turk and Howard even as they depart, or risk losing their 5% seminar voucher.
He will only charge them a 20 dollar cover charge. Marbles are marbles.
He will paint ONE pic and xerox it. And he won't give them each a blind kitten. He will allow them to pose with Beth and whatever cat whose eyes she recently gouged out.
Are you kidding me? Copies cost marbles. He'll paint one and auction it off to the highest bidder and the proceeds will go to the "NSAL Building Fund"
You're probably right.