Do you think Howie and Beth have much sex?

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  1. Luciana

    Luciana Active Member

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    She seems like she would be boring in bed......
     
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    Yes but Howard with himself and Beff with whatever pool boy she can muster that week.
     
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    5 star thread.
     
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    They don't even live in the same county most of the time.
     
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    He is constantly jerking off without her...how much sex drive and sperm does a 62 year old man have. If he is blowing his load into a tissue there (thankfully for her) is nothing left for her. so no i don't think they have much sex.
     
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    :clap: This. As the marriage contract winds down, they are spending less and less time together.
     
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    I don't think they've ever had sex.
     
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    Pool boys matter
     
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    With each other?
     
  17. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    Neither one of them seems to show any interest in each other sexually. Maybe it's just a marriage of convenience for some reason that we just don't understand at this point.
     
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    this.....he's admitted his dick is like taffy sometimes and he loses his erection while masturbating at times. Beth is fairly young and you know she craves it.
     
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    Howard is doing the besht he can!!! :bigcry:
     
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    All kidding aside, because, unlike with Alison, all discussion about Howie and Beff's sex life was banned years ago. What we do know:

    • Howie and Beff maintain separate residences
    • Howie and Beff both have body image "issues"
    • Howie beats off to babysitter porn several times a week
    • When they do have sex, it's conventional, quick and Howie wears a condom
    • Howie doesn't like to give or receive oral sex
    • Howie is preoccupied with homosexuality and homosexual acts (SEE: Andy Cohen interview)
    • Beth lies to Howie about his sexual prowess and Howie buys it: "It's funny Robin, a few pumps and Beth has a powerful orgasm!"

    Anything else?
     
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