Do you think schmoopy had a gay experience in the military?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    How do you think he got out of the military?
     
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    he wasn't in long enough for any gay activity. usually that starts once you're out of boot camp.
     
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    He get kicked out?
     
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    He looks like he would enjoy sucking a cock
     
  6. Butcher

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    No way. Schmoopy loves the puss. It's just that he can't get any
     
  7. BaddFunn

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    I defer to MZ. He knows a thing or six about gay experiences,
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    :hhh:
     
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    Well duh...he did join the Navy, our nations floating gay club!

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  10. baltimore mike

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    hmmmmm
     
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    Don't get any ideas Mike, you are too fat for duty.
     
  12. Maschine Zeit

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    :jj:
     
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    "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
     
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    He could be an anchor.
     
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    Then the boat would never be able to move ever again.
     
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    okay, a mooring then.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Baltimore float. [​IMG]
     
  20. Tommy

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    I think Schmoopid just freaked out because his Mommy & Daddy weren't sleeping upstairs and they gave him a mama's-boy discharge.