Do you think Schmoopy will discuss his penis obsession with his shrink?

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Why even go to one if you don't mention your drug fueled masturbation frenzies and obsession with penises?
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    Has he asked for a prescription for bath salts yet?
     
  3. Mack

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    bump
     
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    no. hes already lied to her about his drug use
     
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    mommy issues will come up
     
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    Why even go on your own dime then? :jj:
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    and the shrink will end up saying...


    "You know Schtoopy, you are probably just better off killing yourself". :c
     
  8. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm sure they already have.
     
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    poor Schmoopy
     
  10. MatthewT

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    sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

    unless schmoopy dreams about a cigar; then it's a huge penis
     
  11. Mack

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    He's actually quite wealthy and has a rather large apartment.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I have an H. Upmann Connoisseur No. 1 in my humidor waiting for a special occasion... I've never once thought of it in terms of a penis.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Do we think that Schmoopy secretly wants to fuck Cookie?
     
  15. MatthewT

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    i have, ever since Monica Lewinsky :facepalm:
     
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    Oderus, er, Oedipus does :dontknow:
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:
     
  18. gilaet

    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    He's edging his father out of the picture one eye at a time.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Schmoodepius Rex.
     
  20. Mack

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    He described his fathers penis in vived detail in a thread one day...