DO you think that its possible that there are no Gay people at all but....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Super Mario, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    we are guys and girls that were reincarnated in to a different sex when we were born??? sometimes think about that especially with alot of lesbians.
     
  2. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    Chill out on the meth, brah.
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    No.
     
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    what is your new av mario?
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    And this is why you don't post pics on the internet :failpalm:
     
  6. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    oh get over your fucking self i had it up for like 2 seconds. fucking attention whore.
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i hope this thread is reincarnated as a good one.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Ou and fuck u and ur daughter Don't u ever fucking talk like that to me again bitch!!! U Piece Of shit wanna get buck with me?!?!haha you dont know what ur dealing with fuck ass. U never talk to an Italian like that ever!!) I'll ficking kill u!!! Keep ur dumb fucking mouth shut and ur legs clOsed ..... I'll do what I want at mc eeeedees I don't care if ir daughter works there suck my cock bitch!!!!! ​
     
  9. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I hope you arnt too drunk when you finally give up ur gay closet dick to me.
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    mario i love you in a non faggot way brother but it ain't happening. i told you that you could suck my dick but you cannot swallow, that's it!
     
  11. Slippy

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    I don't feel like starting a thread Mario, so I'll usurp your thread for a moment here if you don't mind.

    My PP is on nights right now.....so I told him that I was going to call him at some ungodly time and masturbate on the phone, while he attempted to maintain his professionalism on the job.

    I actually have no idea how to go about this............never had phone sex, and don't know if I could fake it, nor how to hold the phone while trying to honestly do it......but I think I just might! Amuses the hell out of me to envision me making sex noises on the phone, while he gets a raging hardon in front of a bunch of manly workers. :giggle:

    Any tips you have would be greatly appreciated. :hat:
     
  12. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    honestly I would just like to look at it like when your sleeping or taking a shower.
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    So.............to be clear......he can suck your dick but has to spit your sperm back out at you? :scratch:
     
  14. Porn Stache

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    Chairs are being moved in this thread.
     
  15. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    hahaha i have no idea i have never done that.just talk sexy I guess but dont be all like full on u want this pussy work ur way in to it like omg I just spilled some milk all over my shirt I have to take it off im SO clumsy!!!
     
  16. idiotbox

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    whatever floats your boat buddy. the shower would work best since i wear pants or shorts when i sleep.

    once he has it, it's his he can do anything he wants with it just not swallow it.
     
  17. Super Mario

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    what u afraid I might get pregnant ??:giggle:
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Are you worried that he'll get man-pregnant with your bastard child? :scratch:
     
  19. Slippy

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    ninja'd! :rofl:
     
  20. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i have to set limits.
    see above response.