Man, I need to stay away from them. First of all, the food usually isn't that great. Second, I think I have an axillary stomach that kicks in when I go to a buffet.
motherrfucker I just go to this one GTA Chinese buffet called The Mandarin, all I eat is crab legs, I'm breaking those cocksuckers.
I can't do it. I usually get two plates with tiny portions of a million things that get all mixed together anyways. After that I'm full. Suffice to say I don't do buffets often.
I usually go straight for the shrimp or crab legs, so I know I'm getting my money's worth. Then I slow it down and pick around from there. There is a science to it.
one time the boss-man treated us to $50 buffet (all seafood) at some Chicago hotel. every possible edible sea creature on the menu, it's like they raped the ocean. it was awesome but I felt bad.
all you can eat sushi for $22.50 at Hana in oceanside has a no eat policy charge you $2 for every piece of sushi you leave on your plate
My pet peeve are people that fill up their plates and only eat half of what they took. Then go back up for a new plate. Bunch of wasteful fucks.