Do you try and get your money's worth at the buffet?

I sure as fuck do.

 

Man, I need to stay away from them. First of all, the food usually isn't that great. Second, I think I have an axillary stomach that kicks in when I go to a buffet.

 

motherrfucker I just go to this one GTA Chinese buffet called The Mandarin, all I eat is crab legs, I'm breaking those cocksuckers.

 

I can't do it.

I usually get two plates with tiny portions of a million things that get all mixed together anyways. After that I'm full.

Suffice to say I don't do buffets often.

 

I'll have like 10 plates

 

if the shit costs $9.99, I'm gettin $9.99 worth of food. I always get a lot of veggies tho.

 

i do

 

I usually go straight for the shrimp or crab legs, so I know I'm getting my money's worth.

Then I slow it down and pick around from there. There is a science to it.

 

The place I go is 23.99, but trust me, I make it worth my while.

 

Nah buffets and I don't work. I graze all day long never sit down to one large meal.

 

that's what you're supposed to do, I'll stay for like 2 hours

 

one time the boss-man treated us to $50 buffet (all seafood) at some Chicago hotel. every possible edible sea creature on the menu, it's like they raped the ocean. it was awesome but I felt bad.

 

White trash high class dinning at its finest.

No.

I don't eat at restaurants like that.

No.

 

Don't feel bad bro, if you fell in the ocean those fuckers you eat you.

 

Well I don't agree with that, but if so, whatevs, I'm in!

 

all you can eat sushi for $22.50 at Hana in oceanside has a no eat policy

charge you $2 for every piece of sushi you leave on your plate

 

This man knew how to make a buffet thread:

 

My pet peeve are people that fill up their plates and only eat half of what they took. Then go back up for a new plate.

Bunch of wasteful fucks.

 

that's a good idea, waste not, want not.

 

Its a horse troth of germs and poverty.

Enjoy the salmonella.