Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Mar 3, 2012.
I sure as fuck do.
Man, I need to stay away from them. First of all, the food usually isn't that great. Second, I think I have an axillary stomach that kicks in when I go to a buffet.
motherrfucker I just go to this one GTA Chinese buffet called The Mandarin, all I eat is crab legs, I'm breaking those cocksuckers.
I can't do it.
I usually get two plates with tiny portions of a million things that get all mixed together anyways. After that I'm full.
Suffice to say I don't do buffets often.
I'll have like 10 plates
if the shit costs $9.99, I'm gettin $9.99 worth of food. I always get a lot of veggies tho.
I usually go straight for the shrimp or crab legs, so I know I'm getting my money's worth.
Then I slow it down and pick around from there. There is a science to it.
The place I go is 23.99, but trust me, I make it worth my while.
Nah buffets and I don't work. I graze all day long never sit down to one large meal.
that's what you're supposed to do, I'll stay for like 2 hours
one time the boss-man treated us to $50 buffet (all seafood) at some Chicago hotel. every possible edible sea creature on the menu, it's like they raped the ocean. it was awesome but I felt bad.
White trash high class dinning at its finest.
I don't eat at restaurants like that.
Don't feel bad bro, if you fell in the ocean those fuckers you eat you.
Well I don't agree with that, but if so, whatevs, I'm in!
all you can eat sushi for $22.50 at Hana in oceanside has a no eat policy
charge you $2 for every piece of sushi you leave on your plate
This man knew how to make a buffet thread:
My pet peeve are people that fill up their plates and only eat half of what they took. Then go back up for a new plate.
Bunch of wasteful fucks.
that's a good idea, waste not, want not.
Its a horse troth of germs and poverty.
Enjoy the salmonella.