Do you try and get your money's worth at the buffet?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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    I sure as fuck do.

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  2. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Man, I need to stay away from them. First of all, the food usually isn't that great. Second, I think I have an axillary stomach that kicks in when I go to a buffet.
     
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    motherrfucker I just go to this one GTA Chinese buffet called The Mandarin, all I eat is crab legs, I'm breaking those cocksuckers.
     
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    I can't do it.

    I usually get two plates with tiny portions of a million things that get all mixed together anyways. After that I'm full.

    Suffice to say I don't do buffets often. :nocheer:
     
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    I'll have like 10 plates
     
  6. Gomez

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    if the shit costs $9.99, I'm gettin $9.99 worth of food. I always get a lot of veggies tho.
     
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    i do
     
  8. PullMyFinger

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    I usually go straight for the shrimp or crab legs, so I know I'm getting my money's worth.

    Then I slow it down and pick around from there. There is a science to it.

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    The place I go is 23.99, but trust me, I make it worth my while.
     
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    Nah buffets and I don't work. I graze all day long never sit down to one large meal.
     
  11. blairg

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    that's what you're supposed to do, I'll stay for like 2 hours
     
  12. Gomez

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    one time the boss-man treated us to $50 buffet (all seafood) at some Chicago hotel. every possible edible sea creature on the menu, it's like they raped the ocean. it was awesome but I felt bad.
     
  13. DarkFriday

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    White trash high class dinning at its finest.

    No.

    I don't eat at restaurants like that.

    No.
     
  14. blairg

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    Don't feel bad bro, if you fell in the ocean those fuckers you eat you.
     
  15. blairg

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    Well I don't agree with that, but if so, whatevs, I'm in! :buffet:
     
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    all you can eat sushi for $22.50 at Hana in oceanside has a no eat policy

    charge you $2 for every piece of sushi you leave on your plate
     
  17. HeinousMark

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    This man knew how to make a buffet thread:

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  18. PullMyFinger

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    My pet peeve are people that fill up their plates and only eat half of what they took. Then go back up for a new plate.

    Bunch of wasteful fucks.
     
  19. Gomez

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    that's a good idea, waste not, want not.
     
  20. DarkFriday

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    Its a horse troth of germs and poverty.

    Enjoy the salmonella. :c