do you use c0ck and sh|t emojis?

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  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    http://www.slate.com/articles/techn...surpassed_the_banana_as_the_most_phallic.html

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    Last November, 22-year-old Khiry Johnson took the stand on the syndicated daytime television show Divorce Court and accused his significant other, Erin Rodgers, of being sextually untrue. “We both have iPhones, and we both have emojis,” Johnson testified. “Now, I feel like certain emojis shouldn’t just get sent to anybody. I’m referring to emojis with the heart eyes. Blowing a heart kiss. … Even the eggplant that some people refer to as male genitalia.”

    “I hadn’t heard about the eggplant,” Judge Lynn Toler interjected. “There’s an eggplant?”

    “Yes. An eggplant emoji,” Johnson replied. “But it’s referred to as male genitalia … in … conversations.”
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    https://mobilesyrup.com/2015/04/22/canada-poop-emoji/

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    By far the most popular emoji used by Canadian texters is the the poop emoji, though other more base and violent emojis are commonly sent as well. For instance, the second most used emoji in Canada is the gun emoji, followed by the ‘cheers’ image and pizza.
     
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    That's what my cock looks like when I have a choke hold on it
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    The more base and violent the better.
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    Huh, my texts are usually three to four words, people actually uses these things?
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Remarkably my iphone-owning S.O. and I have never once discussed emoji usage.

    It's nice not being insecure.
     
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    I'll be honest. I use the smiling shit pile a lot.
     
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    That's the one! And I'm Canadian.
     
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    Rip mcdivvit Well-Known Member

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    Cock
     
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    Krinkle What?

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    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Canadians sure do watch a lot of Ryan Lever videos.
     
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