Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Oct 16, 2014.
Questions like these keep me up at night wondering what the answer might be.
But I just watched last night's Seth Meyers late night show with Artie as a guest.
Watch this & you'll wish you had ass-wipes for your brain.
I don't understand the logistics of needing ass towels.
You have to wash your butt one way or another or it gets smelly.
Howard is always complaing about the stench from his ass hole. I suspect he's not washing down there thoroughly enough.
You must have a modest sized ass.
I'm surprised Artie doesn't need beach-sized ass towels.
As an older & larger black woman (& fellow employee) once said to me back when I briefly worked for the IRS, "They need to clean they baff-room here! Ever time I go, it smell like ass".
How is the great Senator doing this evening? I have something coming up that i know you will like. Every time i think it about it i think of you.
I don't ever clean my ass, I just let water and soap run down my back in the shower to my bunghole and that's it. Doesn't smell, never had any problems.
No. Anyone whose ass is so filthy when he enters the shower that it requires an additional apparatus to attack the dingleberries needs to go back for a refresher course in basic asswiping 101.
I had a renter use those wipes on his ass and he obviously flushed them down the toilet. About two months later they were backed up like 400 feet. Had to have roto rooter clean the pipe line 600 bucks
Isn't Howie the one who used to say he would jump in the shower after taking a crap? Maybe he's not using his shit towels.
I'm up for it - at least until around 12 am. That's when I go to bed and watch classic Looney Tunes cartoons with my wife & then listen to Old Time Radio shows after she nods off.
Don't remember that exactly but I recall him giving all of the wack-packers ass-wiping lessons.
Made for some great radio. Well... not "great" but ...odd.
I am sure you will pleased, i have no doubt.
For years, Howard would pontificate about how EVERYONE should only need two squares of toilet paper. Gee, he probably walked about with ass-stench for years. Wife #1 still put up with him.
Can you imagine the smell on his chairs? He really needs to address this problem.
Remember when he used to finger himself when he had hemorrhoids? He really has something bad going on down there.
He said it was because he spent too much time when taking a dump, sitting on the toilet.
I think it was Dr. Sarno who cured him.