Do you want to know your death date?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MilkyDischarge, Sep 2, 2015.

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Would you rather....

  1. Know your death date

    24 vote(s)
    51.1%
  2. Let it be a "surprise"

    21 vote(s)
    44.7%
  3. Pay not to know

    2 vote(s)
    4.3%
  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Here a poll. I know the day to will die. Your options are...
     
  2. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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  3. HowieStearn

    HowieStearn HateClub

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    yeah, it was yesterday :console:
     
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  4. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    NO.
     
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  5. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Yes. Yes, I do. So tell me and if you're wrong I'm going to kick your fucking ass
     
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  6. Mr Sinister

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    This guys gonna tell us a date then come kill us so hes right :hide:
     
  7. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Jesus, I never thought of that :eek:
     
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    Mr Sinister Gold

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    lets get out of here [​IMG]
     
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  9. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm pretty sure the answer you were looking for is

    HELL to the NO!! :ohno:
     
  10. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    :scat:
     
  11. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Let it be a surprise. Life is a bunch of curveballs anyway when you're looking for a fastball, so let it be a surprise. ;)
     
  12. Quality Control

    Quality Control dove

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    Gotta hand it to him, that's pretty clever.
     
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  13. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    fucking weird.. I was thinking about this today. Thought is would be a cool movie.
     
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  14. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic Gold

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    Absolutely! I hate surprises!
     
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    What does let it be a surprise mean exactly?
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    No. Unless I have a terminal disease, so I know how to manage the rest of my life.
     
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    My death date is 9/3/15. Oh no! I better get out of.............
     
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  18. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP Gold

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    Fuck, the English language just had a stroke
     
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    Hear today gone tomorrow. I died yesterday when I bet the 2 in the tenth race at Saratoga yesterday and the fucking teller gave me the 2 in the fifth race by mistake. The horse in the 10th paid 17,.60. If you bet horses you die at least a 100 times.