WTF Do you wash your hands after using lavatory ?

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  1. SternsEgo

    SternsEgo Well-Known Member

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    Every time I use the restroom in walmart or big name store, as i'm washing my hands I see people walking out of the stalls or from urinals and out the door. Was listening to the O/J show Opie said he never washes his hands even after shitting, only if crap gets on his fingers, Jim disagreed but agreed that washing your hands after pissing is silly. o_O

    I always wash my hands, I know people don't wanna touch my junk or my bodily fluids.
     
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    Only in the gender opposite restroom in North Carolina
     
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    Yes, but I don't after touching money, which is the dirtiest thing in world. That sleeves me out just thinking about it.
     
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    Only if I get shit on my hands
     
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    People are slobs. Full soap and hot water after a turd, but I admit that I only rinse them with water after a piss ... BUT I'M NOT PISSING ON MY HANDS EITHER!
     
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    Another reason why I love credit/debit cards
     
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    Fuck no. My junk is way cleaner than the nasty ass, bacteria infested petri dish sink and faucet. I go in, have a quick squirt, then walk out.
     
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    Sometimes I does it.
     
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    I wash my hand everytime use my own bathroom but if I can help it never use a public washroom I often chosen to piss outside than touch anything there
     
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    Urine is sterile, by the way. Your own piss is more sanitary than a public bathroom.
     
  12. wife is a whore

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    I wash em before. Only filth I want on my cock emanates from the orifices of females.
     
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    This thing about washing my hands after touching my wang....If im at a bar with a chick...And i go take a leak....im supposed to wash my hands...."Tree" hours later im in the doorway of my condo and she's on her knees....Did it somehow become sterilized all the sudden?....Why do i have to wash my hands after I touch it?...If you wanna analyze it...Sex is an exercise of exchanging various bodily fluids and hormones. Why is my wang poisonous to the point that I have to wash my hands after touching it, but a few hours later its ok for oral sex straight outta the calvin kleins?
     
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    I embalm bodies for a living, and the last thing I want to do is touch public bathroom sinks and fixtures. I know, I'm not going to contract anything from them, it's just gross.
     
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    This. I worked with a guy that religiously washed his hands before. If you asked him why he would say "i know where my dick's been all day. I have no idea where my hands were." When he put it that way it made perfect sense.
     
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    Wow intense job.
     
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    Of course,everyone should wash their piss/shit stained hands.
    Basic etiquette.
     
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    How often do you piss on your hands?
     
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    When in public, I always wash after going, and by definition that means after taking a leak, since I avoid shitting in public restrooms like it's the plague.

    At home, I always wash after dropping a deuce. Since I use wet wipes, I want to get the wipe residue off my fingers. After taking a wiz, it depends. If my junk is clean and there's been no spillage, I may not.
     
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    For the past 20 years, I've been jumping straight into the shower after taking a dump. Something about the idea of a shit encrusted butt hole doesn't sit well with me, unless of course it's an emergency.